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OG Blockhead's avatar

Tucker: Penis goes where?!?!!

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rmontcal's avatar

I watched that entire 6min clip of Tucker because of some deep-seated self-loathing that I apparently have.

I have never seen anything so ham-handed and dishonest. I need a shower, and not in a good way.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Lmfao. Someone is shooting off fireworks now. Are they happy about Georgia? Dunno but I'm going to assume they are.

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Batty Cat's avatar

"Virtually every power center on earth joined the cause." Yeah...He's not paranoid, it's just that everyone is against him.

Every power center and, more crucially, 81 million voters.

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Batty Cat's avatar

Warnock won, apparently.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Tucks it.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Pounded mountain, penultimately.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I didn't watch it but ham-handed? Dishonest?

Sounds like our Tucker.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

In own mouth?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Aggressive and sex-crazed pandas are reproducing in alarming numbers! And they are bears!

They are reproducing like rabbits in Australia and will soon overwhelm the planet.

Compare and contrast with reality.

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Tom Piper's avatar

A lot of Republicans are mesmerized by the fact that Trump in 2016 got more votes than any Republican in history. That gave them hope.

Then he gets an unheard of 74 million votes in 2020 and still lost the popular vote by more than double 2016.

In 2016 Republican voters being Republican voters voted for Trump but several million more voted for him because they're the White supremacist assholes, like Bannon, who just want to burn the country to the ground and Trump was their ticket.

In 2020 at least 10 million COVID-19 deniers came out of the woodwork to vote for Trump but probably another 15 million came out to vote against Trump because of his mishandling of COVID-19.

Neither election is going to help Republicans in the long run and Democrats can't count on the 15 million COVID-19 voters either.

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Giblets McGoniggle's avatar

It's fine to celebrate Biden's win and revel in the fact that he had a historically high vote count. After the euphoria dies down ponder that 74 million Americans voted for Trump after 4 years of his clown show. 74 million!

The fundamental flaw of democracy is that deplorables vote, and there's a lot of them.

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GreyLadyBast's avatar

Or worse, when the loud ones get quiet

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Thorn Spike's avatar

You know what? Fuck their feelings.

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RumAddled's avatar

Don't sugarcoat it, Evan

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TakingAmes's avatar

Ew ew ew.

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