194 Comments
User's avatar
Dr. Rags's avatar

I cut off my contribs this year after more than 30 years. I told them why. This.

Expand full comment
TundraGrifter's avatar

"A fun thing about America is that anyone can run for office..."

Rent's Too Damn High!

Expand full comment
HandsOfFate's avatar

Right. Eartha Kitt or GTFO.

Expand full comment
Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

How do they poop?

Expand full comment
Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Where do these people come from? Do they have jobs? How do they eat?

Expand full comment
Tetsu Kaba “Mask it or casket”'s avatar

I think they're like the Renfield character in Dracula, they eat flies and rats.

Expand full comment
Sunhead's avatar

Wingnut Welfare, Aka the Speaking circuit of Faux News, Evangelical shindigs and Xtian Colleges where they are paid to speak to assembled believers in an echo chamber that protects them from reason.

Expand full comment
L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

OT: Poot Lips is on the TV box right now. Best line re Donnie: 'He can't be bought.'Too easy. WAY too easy.

Expand full comment
Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Not in Ameros he can't. But if you have a lot of rubles you need to park in an out-of-the-way location for a bit, he's your guy.

Expand full comment
Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

They're parasites.

Expand full comment
bupkus231's avatar

Is Alabama Wisconsin an open primary state?

Answered my own question - yes, to both.I've always lived in closed primary states, so the whole concept of members of the opposing party ratfcking primaries has been kinda alien to me. I don't like it.

Expand full comment
TundraGrifter's avatar

Technically that is probably true. He's been sold so many times there's no equity left.

Expand full comment
3FingerPete's avatar

Flags and motorcycles and tattoos and electric guitars! How is this guy NOT in congress?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Expand full comment
mailman27's avatar

Can I buy her a kitten now? Cuz I will!!

Expand full comment
mailman27's avatar

Yep. The election has been privatized.

Expand full comment