Tomas "The Tanc Engine" Tancredo is taking Iowa by storm as hicks across our nation's second-boringest state thrill to his message of banning brown people once and for all. To help drum up the natives even more, "Tanc and Tonic" is holding an ol' fashioned child exploitation contest.
Who Will Be Iowa's Tanc Girl (or Boy!)
Who Will Be Iowa's Tanc Girl (or Boy!)
Who Will Be Iowa's Tanc Girl (or Boy!)
Tomas "The Tanc Engine" Tancredo is taking Iowa by storm as hicks across our nation's second-boringest state thrill to his message of banning brown people once and for all. To help drum up the natives even more, "Tanc and Tonic" is holding an ol' fashioned child exploitation contest.