Who will be our mystery guestTONIGHT, 6 p.m.,at Christina’s Place, 3759 N. Kedzie Ave., Chicago, 773-463-1768? Will our mystery guest be Deron (seen above), the six-foot-six smiling Nice Time bartender at Thomas O'Foolaround's, who is going to move to Los Angeles and be our husband just as soon as we inform him of this fact? He is straight, and single! (For now!) (We asked!) (Also, at one point we had to apologize for sitting at his bar and objectifying him so terribly, and he smiled and said that was okay, because he was objectifying us right back. And then Miss Lisa Wines and I had to leave and change our pants.) (PREPARE TO BE MADE OUT WITH, DERON.)
You pretty much toured all the good spots. Once you get east of the Rockies, it&#039;s like Kansas fucked Oklahoma while West Virginia watched.
hillz is in town today - <i>supposedly</i> for the &#039;clinton global initiative&#039;.
she&#039;s totally coming to Christina&#039;s place isn&#039;t she?
I vote for either the ghost of Harry Caray (bring extra beer) or Mayor Daley (AOT,K) because invite early, invite often...
I keep pushing for a Montana meet up. But I think I am our Wonkette&#039;s only Montana regular.
Which would make it more like a date. Which may come across as kinda creepy, when I think about it.
On the plus side, we could have it in Butte. Because who doesn&#039;t wan&#039;t to go see the <a href="http:\/\/www.feralintelligence.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/berkeley-pit.2691.large_slideshow.jpg" target="_blank">Berkeley Pit</a>? It&#039;s a huge hole in the ground, filled with poison and bird carcasses?
You probably saw me. Everybody does.
Three cheers for butte sechs