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I suppose that banks are people too. But if that were true, I could punch one in the face.

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I think the correct idiom is that you just "made" a liquidity in your shorts. You're welcome.

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Australian rum producers?

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In Capiltalist Murika, bank robs you.

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No boat - let them try to stay afloat on all that plastic shit out there. And watch them go crazy drinking salt water when their thirst overcomes them. Then it's sharky time. Nom nom.

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Every time I read one of these stories I clap with glee knowing the fine folks at my credit union are not part of this fiasco.

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