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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That's actually a great poster, but the problem with Republicans is that no matter how easily you can prove a point, they still choose believe what Fox News tells them. It's so maddening.

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Betsy Primrose's avatar

In their defense, thinking about lady bits is rather pleasant, I find

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Vermin Supreme for SCOTUS!His name is literally on the court!

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dslindc's avatar

Still a better jurist than Scalia, probably.

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YourNameHere's avatar

Am I going to have to go on a smacking my fellow gays tour!

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Mintie's avatar

I don't think it matters. My mom sleeps on her back with the pillow on her face, I used to sleep on my stomach with my head turned to the side.

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ladycrim's avatar

*applause*

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whitroth's avatar

Please, please Wonkette, don't make me feel That Way, that Clarence "Oreo" might have a heart attack, too....

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I think it comes from the whole mindless religion thing. It encourages them to "feel" things (faith) rather than deal in facts (proof and knowledge), so they get to a point where they deal totally in "feelings" and just ignore facts altogether, and Fox News totally aids, abets, and encourages it. I actually can't believe we even allow Fox to continue to broadcast, they are such purveyors of anti-American lies and foment so much unrest and hate. It's so stupid and so frustrating. And it makes them vote so much against their own stupid interests.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Before Steve Jobs died he told Rupert Murdoch "I like you personally, but you're putting a lot of evil out into the world." Steve Jobs wasn't Mr. Touchy Feely, but even he recognized pure evil when he saw it.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Yes! He also said to Murdoch, "the axis today is not liberal and conservative, the axis is constructive-destructive, and you've cast your lot with the destructive people. Fox has become an incredibly destructive force in our society. You can be better, and this is going to be your legacy if you're not careful." I love that, the axis is constructive-destructive, it's so true, and it took a clear-thinking visionary to see it so clearly.

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Doug Langley's avatar

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Historicat's avatar

Except that by year 7 it would probably more like 3-3 decisions on everything. At that point, even Roberts would probably be all "guys - this just isn't working."

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Very well said!

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Well, not too sizable, judging by (a) the number of people who showed up to join them (8?) and (b) the number of people who happily sent them dildos. The fact that they exist, though, and have access to the internet, and any supporters at all, is definitely scary.

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