We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. (For one thing, the YouTube copy we linked to in 2006 through 2011 is gone and borked forever.) We also cannot possibly hope to match the grim depths of the
I'm thankful I'm smarter now than when I was in my 20s, 30s, and 40s. And just hope I can say the same about my 50s, 60s, and 70s, twenty some-odd years from now.
I am celebrating the joy of watching my Tea-bagging shit stain lawyer brother in law watch my television as I replay the entire Rachel Maddow show from November 11th while eating my smothered pork chops and drinking my bourbon. It's a fesitvus at the Fartknocker Casa.
I might but some groceries on Black Friday, but that will be all. The 4 pounds of advertising supplements which came with the newspaper this morning are already in my recycle box.
I'm thankful we made it through the storm unscathed, and had enough room to put up my sister-in-law's family who were flooded out.
Intelligent snark and witty repartee keep me sane. A big thank you to my fellow Wonketeers!
I'm thankful I'm smarter now than when I was in my 20s, 30s, and 40s. And just hope I can say the same about my 50s, 60s, and 70s, twenty some-odd years from now.
I am celebrating the joy of watching my Tea-bagging shit stain lawyer brother in law watch my television as I replay the entire Rachel Maddow show from November 11th while eating my smothered pork chops and drinking my bourbon. It's a fesitvus at the Fartknocker Casa.
Thar she blows!
Oh! She wouldn't!
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First change, now hope.
"The"? No. "One of the"? Yes. Along with Vishnu and Ganesha, at least.
Have yourself a merry little p-ness, y'all.
Only if you're banging Mona Lisa.
You might have me pegged for someone else.
Is Shiva the Hindu deity with extra arms? Could be useful in the kitchen.
I might but some groceries on Black Friday, but that will be all. The 4 pounds of advertising supplements which came with the newspaper this morning are already in my recycle box.