We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. We cannot possibly hope to match the grim depths of the 2010 / 2011 iterations of the prayer, so we know better than to even make the attempt. But this year, we definitely have a
I'll give thanks today by having some Jack Daniels and reminding everyone through the power of the interwebs that Brietbart is still fucking dead and my Christmas festivus will commence when I get to piss on Dick Cheney's grave. .
Ditto down here at the Austin food bank. The most saddening statistics: 49% of the recipients experience outright hunger and 82% of our recipients live in areas that are food insecure, meaning they are 20 or more miles from a grocery store.
And one other fun factoid: 76% of SNAP households contain a child, senior or disabled member.
Ted Cruz can choke on his fucking turkey cuban sammitch.
sure they do- they just call it Thursday
mom?
Many; thanks for the Mystie link, Dok. Happy Thanksgiving to you and Zoom fils.
...and the lucky ones get eaten first!
Thanks for that, it made my turkey free, Canadian, Thursday night.
No blow job..the turkey thinks he found a worm.
And palm razors.
I'll give thanks today by having some Jack Daniels and reminding everyone through the power of the interwebs that Brietbart is still fucking dead and my Christmas festivus will commence when I get to piss on Dick Cheney's grave. .
Ditto down here at the Austin food bank. The most saddening statistics: 49% of the recipients experience outright hunger and 82% of our recipients live in areas that are food insecure, meaning they are 20 or more miles from a grocery store.
And one other fun factoid: 76% of SNAP households contain a child, senior or disabled member.
Ted Cruz can choke on his fucking turkey cuban sammitch.
And "Simple Gifts," which no one pays any attention to.
Happy TKUday. Today I am thankful for Internet abbreviations, which make everything go much faster.