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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sure they do- they just call it Thursday

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chascates's avatar

Many; thanks for the Mystie link, Dok. Happy Thanksgiving to you and Zoom fils.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

...and the lucky ones get eaten first!

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Thanks for that, it made my turkey free, Canadian, Thursday night.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No blow job..the turkey thinks he found a worm.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And palm razors.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I'll give thanks today by having some Jack Daniels and reminding everyone through the power of the interwebs that Brietbart is still fucking dead and my Christmas festivus will commence when I get to piss on Dick Cheney's grave. .

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Fartknocker's avatar

Ditto down here at the Austin food bank. The most saddening statistics: 49% of the recipients experience outright hunger and 82% of our recipients live in areas that are food insecure, meaning they are 20 or more miles from a grocery store.

And one other fun factoid: 76% of SNAP households contain a child, senior or disabled member.

Ted Cruz can choke on his fucking turkey cuban sammitch.

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malsperanza's avatar

And "Simple Gifts," which no one pays any attention to.

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malsperanza's avatar

Happy TKUday. Today I am thankful for Internet abbreviations, which make everything go much faster.

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