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Veritas and Vitriol are just about exactly the same word.

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*rimshot*

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As long as you avoid the lamb pall.

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What, they couldn't cast the Shan?

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Who do you think invented "separate but equal"?

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It appears MittBot will win all 3 and in record time so probably no liveblog. But so far as the man seated in front of you simply cry out "OH GOD, my spine! This idiot has paralyzed me!" and see if that doesn't make a difference.

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Muttering 'will I never be rid of this TB'?

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Politico claims DC for Mittens.

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<a href="http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/f\/f6\/Willard_1971.jpg" target="_blank">Rats!</a>

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I get what you mean now.

I should correct myself, though, and point out Santorum has pulled way ahead in all but 2 polls, so he'll probably win Pennsylvania after all (though I think they are using a funky direct-election of delegates system, which may impact the outcome in Romney's favor if Santorum's organization does as poor a job getting their delegates on the ballot as they have in the past).

I'm so sick of Santorum and Gingrich, I'm ready for this primary to be over.

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CNN Breaking News! <b>President Obama clinches the Democratic presidential nomination by winning primaries in D.C. and Maryland, CNN projects. </b>

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who will speak for the preconceived fetuses, against Big Fornication, and for billionaire gaming plutocrats?

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The next southern contest isn't until May. April is filled with northeastern states like New Jersey and New York that Romney's ahead in. Some of the April primaries are also winner-take-all. Romney is even polling close to Santorum in Pennsylvania.

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