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Spurning Beer's avatar

Cotton and peanuts are cultivated a scant mile from where I sit, but by a Floridian in an air conditioned, GPS-guided tractor rather than teams of happy darkies.

Today the temperature was 92, with a dew point of 78. The idea of chopping cotton in the sun gives me the same heebie-jeebies you got in Arkansas.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Maybe Paula Deen's new restaurant has an opening.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I'm okay with the coloreds, but girls still can't come up to my treehouse, because cooties.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>I'm looking at you, Yahoo commenters</i> If you put a thousand monkeys in a room with a thousand computer keyboards, you'd have something that would pass for a Yahoo comment thread before the end of the day.

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schmannity's avatar

Microwave miscegenation. Lawdy!

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jqheywood's avatar

If i'm not mistaken, tgat would BE a Yahoo comment thread, not just pass for one ...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

BLAHGHAZI!!

I blame...well, I think we <i>all</i> know who's to blame.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The lynchings will continue until morale improves.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The employees should just be glad that they're learnin' to pick cotton. Makes 'em better off, and they can go having a family life, and doing things.

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