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fuflans's avatar

yes i have noted elsewhere that this particular interview - that i heard twice for fuck's sake - made me particularly stabby.

i think melissa block was going for the 'let him hang himself' format but i seriously wanted the 'punch him in the balls with facts' formula.

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fuflans's avatar

me and mr fuf dutifully went thru all our crap tonight (three computers, two iphones, one ipad) and we didn't have java anywhere.

thank god i don't have a job. then we would have had 15 devices.

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PubOption's avatar

Do you mean that he's fast and furious?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

well, sure, but what happens when a uniformed representative of the United States government brings it to him?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What...Hitler didn't support gun control? <a href="http://www.salon.com/2013/0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/2013/01/11/stop_talking_abou...">http://www.salon.com/2013/0...

No way mister...that doesn't support the narrative.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yep...I have to practically drop off a blood sample with 3 forms of identity just to get some friggin decongestants, while the meth production industry has been forced to Mexico and now the border towns have reverted to the wild west.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Unsafe at any speed.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Accidental formation does not bode well for it being well-regulated.

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malsperanza's avatar

This afternoon, NPR interviewed some NRA fuckwit or other, who was spouting the usual blahblah, and then came out with the interesting argument that a national registry of guns and their owners would be a massive inconvenience, invasion of privacy, horrible precedent (because there is no government registry of say, cars and their owners) yaddayadda, but a national registry of people are diagnosed with mental illness? Not a problem.

Remarkably, he did not seem to be aware that in making these two statements he was automatically inscribing himself in both registries at once.

Naturally, NPR did not point this out to him, because NPR has raised fecklessness to a high art.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Shaving off tattoos? Ouch.

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fuflans's avatar

georgia.

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fuflans's avatar

this is obama's fault.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>first off, i don't need the hundreds of people who've emailed me with legal advice...</i>

you wanna rethink that james?

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Personal responsibility!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Looking at some of these militiatistas, I have to wonder if the army is massive in numbers, or massive in the weight of its individual members.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Fucker hasn't gotten down cause and effect yet. Hell, puppies can understand at least that much.

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