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Trump, God and Country, huh? Saccone should bite his f***ing tongue off, and swallow it.

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That's simple delusion, is what that is.

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🎶🎤🔊🎤🎶

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I have to be honest with you. We are being encouraged to believe that Russia only screwed with social media, not actual vote tallies. I live in Michigan, in a red part of the state, but I am convinced that Pootie fucked with our votes here. I can't speak for other states, but Trump could not win this state without vote rigging. Period.

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I am almost there with you, but I save my real disgust for the people who vote but don't have a clue who or what they are voting for. The people who vote straight ticket, no matter what. They people who look at the ballot like a multiple choice test where you won't get points off for the wrong answer (like, picking judges and university trustees by gender/how their name sounds to you). The people who only vote in the Mr. Big Popularity contest every four years, and only vote for that one office. At least the know-nothings who don't vote are honest about their ignorance.

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Since Kansas overlooked the minimum age requirement for state-wide office?

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Gonna be checking these returns like an ex’s Insta: apprehensively and way too often

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I can't agree that know-nothings who don't vote are honest about their ignorance. They are probably busy shooting off their mouths in bars or online. Whining and complaining but not actually doing something about the problem. We have very poor voter turnout in the US of A and it's a serious problem.

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Weapons grade.Olympian.World class. Some world, anyway.

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That didn't work out all that well back when...

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I keep hoping the rest of the country will wake up, but you can't fix stupid.

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Don't let him ruin it for you! We always had Sarris chocolate at the holidays while I was growing.up. Good stuff!

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Yes, but how did it score with the East German judge?

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The best stuff.

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It's like a master class in snark 😂😂😂

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Be vewy quiet 🤣🤣🤣

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