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Antifa Commander's avatar

Nuremberg America: Yee Haw Motherfuckers!

Just wanted to see that again.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Came here to read Hurst. Was not disappointed!

goCatgo's avatar

I bet Natalie will do ok. She could run a nursing home eazee peezee. She got tons of experience.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Was this “Rubio ally” named Rarco Mubio, by any chance?

Oh, and good luck “distancing yourself” from Trump, Lil’ Marco. Trump’s got enough animal cunning to pick up on a dis at great distance, and he’ll spend the next two years trashing you.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

It seems the Milquetoast Union is getting upset by all the people implying Mr. Jeffries is a member of their fraternity.

If people don't stop staining their reputation they are going to start writing some mildly spicy postcards asking people to stop doing that.

goCatgo's avatar

OT. Interesting Nasdaq up over 1% right now. I wonder if buyers are just letting an AI app buy when it hits numbers or when it wants to ? Or live people are actually saying "Yes, I wanna buy the dip." Hey, I'm all for putting in numbers and walking away. But sometimes ya do gotta do a little work. Interesting.

Georgiaburning's avatar

Way too much trading is done by AI. Certainly more people are noticing this and figuring out how to take advantage.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Read somewhere that Trump was considering DeSantis for SecDef and DeSantis noped out, probably because he still thinks he can be president.

goCatgo's avatar

I did like his white boots. They just needed more tassels and stars, like the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' boots.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Even if he doesn't, he'd be incredibly stupid to take the job.

Snarfyguy's avatar

I think he might actually just be pretending to be stupid, when in fact he's crafty.

tehbaddr's avatar

I guess this is finally all the winning Tramp talked about?

ManchuCandidate's avatar

I think he meant whinging.

tehbaddr's avatar

Well there certainly has been a lot of that!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

no

This is the kind of winning that I won't get sick of.

Menotsure's avatar

That rats abandon sinking ships

Is simply proven fate

The smart ones hop off early

The stupid ones just wait

But if the ship is far at sea

I think it's fair to state

If jumping in the deep blue sea

They've all jumped ship too late.

M-X's avatar
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Last week I got a seemingly small cut on the bottom of my paw from a little bitty bit of glass; I can't see it b/c fucked-up hip due for bionic replacement in 2 weeks. But swabbed it well with alcohol.

Woke up to my foot swole badly there, a big blister in the area, around the ball, and that area all very pink on top (such a great color though?) and a few days ago saw I can't bend the big toe middle knuckle. Thought that was weird!

I am off to the town hospital walk-in clinic and expect to be put in fucking custody in the stupid ER.

HEY maybe they postpone the hip upgrade I am in fear over. FUCK.

[Can see no bizarre lines running up leg, so far, so that's good]

Burn that sweetgrass, burn that sage, you fiends.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Good to know you are getting that looked at.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

And about time! This was going on for days, right? Sheesh!

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Are these staffers (and MAGA) finally realizing that they've been played by a bully?

HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU!

1. You personally? Nope.

2. Your stupid "ideology?" Nope.

3. The GOP? Nope.

4. Himself? BINGO!

It's so funny that you thought you were different!

helenasgarden's avatar

Did the staffers really think they were different? Or did they just think they were smarter than your average Nazi? Perhaps the rats figured he was no longer useful.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

It's a goddamned funny well earned fate for them. All of them thought they were special till they got dumped.

Goonemeritus's avatar

How could anyone quit a president that was appointed by God himself?

Mackafritz's avatar

if trump was appointed by god and everything is by god's will, then how did trump get stomped so badly?

swmnguy's avatar

Well now, you mustn't forget. He wasn't on the ballot.

ElEctIoN InTerFeREncE!

satch's avatar

God:

"Build 'em up, then knock 'em down."

Goonemeritus's avatar

The Good often are made to suffer.

JustPixelz's avatar

Revolution Wind now fully operational [https://www.wtnh.com/news/connecticut/revolution-wind-now-fully-operational/]

Trump tried to shut it down but now it provides 300%* of electricity needed to power #FAKENEWS.

__________________________

* Trump math

Antifa Commander's avatar

Now witness the power of this fully operational wind farm!

Goonemeritus's avatar

Plus I'm told everyone in Rhode Island will get cancer from it

tehbaddr's avatar

WIRRR!!!111!!!11!!!!1!!

swmnguy's avatar

NPR, WaPo, NYT; they're all showing their whole entire ass. My wife was ranting last night when she got home, she'd had NPR on the car radio in the morning and evening. They were talking about how DSA candidates--who won--actually "underperformed." El-Sayed, in particular, they were saying, should have won a lot more votes.

What?

Did they write up a whole slate of "Red Wave" stories on Tuesday, and just not go back and re-write them when the returns came in?

Of course not, I know. They're trying to prevent the Dem majorities from roiling the waters for their corporate donors. There's a very good point in reminding Dems that they mustn't expect this kind of support in 2028; it's not just handed to them and permanent. They have to introduce policies, against Trump and the remaining Republicans and their own compromised membership, that will deliver tangible results for people getting screwed over by our disastrous economic and financial systems. That's going to be very hard work, as entrenched as this self-destruct mechanism is.

But these "centrist" media outlets are going pretty far out on a limb in support of the status quo that just took a massive kick in the crotch.

Goonemeritus's avatar

El Sayed has always said he is not a DSA member, What I will say is the 50 State strategy depends on running candidates that match their voting block. AOC probably wouldn't win in Kansas, and James Talarico wouldn't be that exciting to people in Massachusetts. Let's not let who is most cool sour our win

M-X's avatar

Bunch of idioms!!

PrimerGray's avatar

Al-Sayed won with a larger margin of victory (7) than Gary Peters did in his last election (2020--1.6)

AngelOfToast's avatar

Yes, but he only won one Senate seat. He should have won at least three or four seats, otherwise why even bother?

swmnguy's avatar

And as The Onion posted in an awesome early Wednesday bit, What has he actually done since he got elected? Not much. The guy's a total fraud, proving Progressives can't govern.

swmnguy's avatar

I didn't hear it on the radio, but I've been reading the pooh-poohing elsewhere.

They're really pushing the mythology that the Democrats are Left, and there's this vast majority in "the middle" between fascists on the right and these radical socialists on the Left. That imaginary majority really wants to balance the budget on the backs of the poor, price healthcare out of the reach of most people, keep up the wars and start new ones (like against China), maintain and extend the Empire, let the oligarchs do whatever they want restrained only by Collins-esque memos of "concern," etc.

Which, interestingly enough, is not what most Americans want but is what their corporate sponsors want.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

NPR - Not Particularly Relevant

WaPo - Washington Post up the ass

NYT - Bullshit

PrimerGray's avatar

Rancid dickfucks all.

TEAM COMPLICIT 2026!!

Free beach's avatar

They know Carr is listening.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Conspicuous by their absence with this Administration: sex tapes.

Maybe we'll finally get that fixed so we can point and laugh.

tehbaddr's avatar

OK, so whom do you want starring in said sex tapes? I'd go with Tulsi!

Free beach's avatar

Is Pee tapes that?

Susan Niemann's avatar

We're gonna need an audit of how much taxpayer money was spent on hair gel and bronzer.

Fuck that guy. 🙄

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And little blue boner pills.