Good news, liberals! While Hero Badass Queen For Everything Please Sen. Elizabeth Warren still is not answering those 2016 draft calls, thereisa super lefty liberal who is dying SO HARD to be your president. He will take on that corporate Wall Street shill Hillary Clinton and sing sweet populist lullabies into your ears while eating the hearts of the rich right before your very eyes, for your politicaltainment pleasure. That's right, tree-huggers, Mitt Romney is
Seeing as how both the Internets and me have memories measured in nanoseconds, I'm inclined to believe him this time. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a football Lucy wants me to kick.
Tough shit Mitt. I'm a taker now so you'll get my vote when you pry it from my cold dead hands. (Which will be pretty quick after the Reptards repeal every word root-and-branch of Obamacare.)
More proof that robots will eventually turn on their human masters.
Another guy making a politically convenient change in his views <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/democratic-...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...
&quot;I have several friends&quot; Well, this is a change from the last time he ran for president
Seeing as how both the Internets and me have memories measured in nanoseconds, I&#039;m inclined to believe him this time. Now if you&#039;ll excuse me, there&#039;s a football Lucy wants me to kick.
Tough shit Mitt. I&#039;m a taker now so you&#039;ll get my vote when you pry it from my cold dead hands. (Which will be pretty quick after the Reptards repeal every word root-and-branch of Obamacare.)
Mitt, &quot;desperate to be liked&quot; is never a good position. Tone down the begging a little, please.
&quot;I, Romney&quot;
<i>Who wants to watch Mitt try to earn the coveted Ralph Nader endorsement?</i>
better yet, get Dennis the Menace to run as his VP. Glibertarian wet dream.
So Mittens Cyborg Rocketship Ferret Romnington III is really Mitt Everyman Yabuddy Ruxpin III?
This is very confusing!
He seems like a down to earth guy who you could have a beer and a shot of Liquid Wrench with.
Hold on, Lizzietish! The hostage negotiator is trying to establish contact as the snipers are taking their positions.
ERROR: Data not found. I mean, he&#039;ll get back to you after he checks the polls.
Yes, because most of his supporters only have brain stems, not actual, you know, brains.
JK