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schmannity's avatar

More proof that robots will eventually turn on their human masters.

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PubOption's avatar

Another guy making a politically convenient change in his views <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/democratic-...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"I have several friends" Well, this is a change from the last time he ran for president

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Seeing as how both the Internets and me have memories measured in nanoseconds, I'm inclined to believe him this time. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a football Lucy wants me to kick.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Tough shit Mitt. I'm a taker now so you'll get my vote when you pry it from my cold dead hands. (Which will be pretty quick after the Reptards repeal every word root-and-branch of Obamacare.)

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Mitt, "desperate to be liked" is never a good position. Tone down the begging a little, please.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"I, Romney"

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artem1s's avatar

<i>Who wants to watch Mitt try to earn the coveted Ralph Nader endorsement?</i>

better yet, get Dennis the Menace to run as his VP. Glibertarian wet dream.

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dslindc's avatar

So Mittens Cyborg Rocketship Ferret Romnington III is really Mitt Everyman Yabuddy Ruxpin III?

This is very confusing!

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schmannity's avatar

He seems like a down to earth guy who you could have a beer and a shot of Liquid Wrench with.

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schmannity's avatar

Hold on, Lizzietish! The hostage negotiator is trying to establish contact as the snipers are taking their positions.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

ERROR: Data not found. I mean, he'll get back to you after he checks the polls.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Yes, because most of his supporters only have brain stems, not actual, you know, brains.

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bobbert's avatar

JK

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