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schmannity's avatar

More proof that robots will eventually turn on their human masters.

PubOption's avatar

Another guy making a politically convenient change in his views <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/democratic-...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"I have several friends" Well, this is a change from the last time he ran for president

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Seeing as how both the Internets and me have memories measured in nanoseconds, I'm inclined to believe him this time. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a football Lucy wants me to kick.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Tough shit Mitt. I'm a taker now so you'll get my vote when you pry it from my cold dead hands. (Which will be pretty quick after the Reptards repeal every word root-and-branch of Obamacare.)

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Mitt, "desperate to be liked" is never a good position. Tone down the begging a little, please.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"I, Romney"

artem1s's avatar

<i>Who wants to watch Mitt try to earn the coveted Ralph Nader endorsement?</i>

better yet, get Dennis the Menace to run as his VP. Glibertarian wet dream.

dslindc's avatar

So Mittens Cyborg Rocketship Ferret Romnington III is really Mitt Everyman Yabuddy Ruxpin III?

This is very confusing!

schmannity's avatar

He seems like a down to earth guy who you could have a beer and a shot of Liquid Wrench with.

schmannity's avatar

Hold on, Lizzietish! The hostage negotiator is trying to establish contact as the snipers are taking their positions.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

ERROR: Data not found. I mean, he'll get back to you after he checks the polls.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Yes, because most of his supporters only have brain stems, not actual, you know, brains.