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Yes it's from a few days ago (from the Time 100 gala, the one where Rush Limbaugh thought Old Handsome Joe was drunk because he said Americans were resilient), but jesus how boring is today's news?
So here is Old Handsome Joe stealing Justin Timberlake's wife, Susan or something. And we invite you to caption it -- even though you guys are SO BAD AT CAPTION CONTESTS.
Seriously, we do not understand it. You are on the real the funniest, smartest commenters in the known universe, but as soon as the word "caption" is thrown at you, you turn into Teh. Worst.
Performance anxiety, we are guessing? Well pop yourselves a Mental Cialis and get down on it.
[ NYMag ]
Whose Old Lady Is Old Handsome Joe Biden Stealing Now?
this is the best thing i have read in days.
kudos balder.
Somehow I think that if someone were up-fisting me, I would notice.
Even if they were doing it silently.