Yes it's from a few days ago (from the Time 100 gala, the one where Rush Limbaugh thought Old Handsome Joe was drunk because he said Americans were resilient), but jesus how boring is today's news?
"I too wrote a song about a dick-in-a-box"
-or-
"I didn't leave my dick-in-a-box"
C&#039;mon, It&#039;s Justin Timberlake, you HAVE to make a <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=WhwbxEfy7fg" target="_blank">dick-in-a-box</a> joke...
this is the best thing i have read in days.
kudos balder.
Somehow I think that if someone were up-fisting me, I would notice.
Even if they were doing it silently.
Old <i>and Princetonian!</i>
Winner winner, chicken dinner!
I thought DC was Hollywood for ugly people.
&quot;..you guys are SO BAD AT CAPTION CONTESTS.&quot;
Maybe if the prizes were better?
Just sayin&#039;...
It&#039;s not your finger I want to pull Mr. Vice-President.
&quot;I too wrote a song about a dick-in-a-box&quot;
-or-
&quot;I didn&#039;t leave my dick-in-a-box&quot;
C&#039;mon, It&#039;s Justin Timberlake, you HAVE to make a <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=WhwbxEfy7fg" target="_blank">dick-in-a-box</a> joke...
You could have edited it... before you commented on it...
/epicfail
HA! Beat you to it by about 1 1/2 seconds...
Must be all that time you wasted digging up the link.
Which I will now steal.
&quot;Yes, it really is a big fucking deal&quot;
dammit, 3 minutes late...
If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours...
Call all your exes and brag about it.
...may I introduce you to my <strong>CAUCUS</strong>!?
&quot;Wanna take a trip to the moon in my Trans Am?&quot;