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this is the best thing i have read in days.

kudos balder.

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Somehow I think that if someone were up-fisting me, I would notice.

Even if they were doing it silently.

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Old <i>and Princetonian!</i>

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Winner winner, chicken dinner!

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I thought DC was Hollywood for ugly people.

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"..you guys are SO BAD AT CAPTION CONTESTS."

Maybe if the prizes were better?

Just sayin'...

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It's not your finger I want to pull Mr. Vice-President.

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"I too wrote a song about a dick-in-a-box"

-or-

"I didn't leave my dick-in-a-box"

C'mon, It's Justin Timberlake, you HAVE to make a <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=WhwbxEfy7fg" target="_blank">dick-in-a-box</a> joke...

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You could have edited it... before you commented on it...

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/epicfail

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HA! Beat you to it by about 1 1/2 seconds...

Must be all that time you wasted digging up the link.

Which I will now steal.

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"Yes, it really is a big fucking deal"

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dammit, 3 minutes late...

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If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours...

Call all your exes and brag about it.

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...may I introduce you to my <strong>CAUCUS</strong>!?

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"Wanna take a trip to the moon in my Trans Am?"

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