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Skepti-KC's avatar

Rupublicans tend to believe the oppidite of what is otherwise recognized as reality.

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

I can see the unlucky brainwashed children of religious zealots voting for him. And the more he impersonates Reagan, the more people who are conservative not-zealots will like him. Either way, if Trump goes, and Pence remains, no voters have a say at first.

CafeenMan's avatar

I don't even want to think what that might look like.

Sunhead's avatar

Yep. Nope. Jack is into feezpeach so probably not.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

It's getting hard to keep up with all the criming.

Hiss's avatar

Old white ladies LIBELZ! Stop maligning my people!

Nightflyer's avatar

In all this, I just keep thinking what the GOP would do if Obama had done stuff like this -- oh, wait, Obama's presidency never had a single scandal.

Gigglesnort's avatar

"Tymoshenko isn't squeaky clean .." No, I think she is not, but very few people in the political class in Ukraine are. There's crooks, and there are people somewhat less on the take.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

This is season four when they jump the shark, right?

HarryButtle's avatar

Damn, I really like her.

She's just too uppity, I guess.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

That was in the pilot, on November 9, 2016. This is season four of a show that's had 7 show runners, keeps firing its writing staff, and stays on the air because of one advertiser who keeps pumping money into it, even though no one is watching anymore.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

I wonder how Congress will react to the sequal, Genocide Two-The Kurdish Bugaloo?

HarryButtle's avatar

Like Weekend at Bernie's, when Soros dies the GOP will prop his dead ass up simply so they can keep blaming him for everything.

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

You will one day be MY people! You can veto me from acceptance in the tribe then, if you are still around!

*does a little dance of youthful advantage... trips over gaming controller.

MsEdgyNation's avatar

It wasn't so much the blowjob as it was lying about it. But yeah, that would be an improvement over goddamn extorting a foreign government to help smear a political opponent.