Why Can't Newt Gingrich Be More Like His New Hampshire Staff?
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We have always pictured Newt Gingrich's campaign staff as a pinch-faced army of severe trolls marching around in single file wearing stiff matching albino wigs like their leader, but his New Hampshire team at least is merely a club of plump singing elves who roll around on the floor when they are excited. Careful not to piddle on the carpet! Aw. They seem so earnest and charming and energized -- probably the most potent campaign ad we have seen yet to remind us that Newt Gingrich is absolutely none of those things.
Why Can't Newt Gingrich Be More Like His New Hampshire Staff?
Why Can't Newt Gingrich Be More Like His New…
Why Can't Newt Gingrich Be More Like His New Hampshire Staff?
We have always pictured Newt Gingrich's campaign staff as a pinch-faced army of severe trolls marching around in single file wearing stiff matching albino wigs like their leader, but his New Hampshire team at least is merely a club of plump singing elves who roll around on the floor when they are excited. Careful not to piddle on the carpet! Aw. They seem so earnest and charming and energized -- probably the most potent campaign ad we have seen yet to remind us that Newt Gingrich is absolutely none of those things.