Serious Question: What do they do to their penises to make them so unobtrusive? I mean, I'm not that, well, I couldn't make it, you know...err disappear like that.
"Well nothing else has discouraged The Gays. We've tried shaming, persecuting, ostracizing, excommunicating, blaming-for-tornadoes, accusing-of-pedophilia, pray-away-the-gay... hell, even murder! Nothing works! I know, let's try Reverse Psychology! Let's get that bottom Howley to do it!"
<i>I can&rsquo;t even walk around DuPont Circle on early autumn evenings or interact with male bank tellers without getting eyed down like a side of ribs. It&rsquo;s not even flattering.</i>
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Said every female person ever.
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Serious Question: What do they do to their penises to make them so unobtrusive? I mean, I&#039;m not that, well, I couldn&#039;t make it, you know...err disappear like that.
Duct tape...on a penis?
That did it! Just the idea of duct tape on my junk made mine just up and *poink* invert.
&quot;Well nothing else has discouraged The Gays. We&#039;ve tried shaming, persecuting, ostracizing, excommunicating, blaming-for-tornadoes, accusing-of-pedophilia, pray-away-the-gay... hell, even murder! Nothing works! I know, let&#039;s try Reverse Psychology! Let&#039;s get that bottom Howley to do it!&quot;
Because you&#039;re Rob Ford?
<i>I can&rsquo;t even walk around DuPont Circle on early autumn evenings or interact with male bank tellers without getting eyed down like a side of ribs. It&rsquo;s not even flattering.</i>
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Said every female person ever.
...Why do I feel the need to post: &quot;I swear to god I was drunk dude!!!&quot;
Sorry for being so boring, Patrick! Someone give me some blow and a huge dick to snort it off with tout de suite so I can get more interesting!
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