Ohai gays! 'Sup? Were you just hanging out wishing that a straight conservative dude would roll on up and tell you how boring you've become with your sniveling talk of "rights" and discrimination when you should just be in the closet at work and fabulous at the club? Then the Daily Caller has your back, people, because they've given you
Serious Question: What do they do to their penises to make them so unobtrusive? I mean, I'm not that, well, I couldn't make it, you know...err disappear like that.
"Well nothing else has discouraged The Gays. We've tried shaming, persecuting, ostracizing, excommunicating, blaming-for-tornadoes, accusing-of-pedophilia, pray-away-the-gay... hell, even murder! Nothing works! I know, let's try Reverse Psychology! Let's get that bottom Howley to do it!"
<i>I can&rsquo;t even walk around DuPont Circle on early autumn evenings or interact with male bank tellers without getting eyed down like a side of ribs. It&rsquo;s not even flattering.</i>
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Said every female person ever.
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Serious Question: What do they do to their penises to make them so unobtrusive? I mean, I&#039;m not that, well, I couldn&#039;t make it, you know...err disappear like that.
Duct tape...on a penis?
That did it! Just the idea of duct tape on my junk made mine just up and *poink* invert.
&quot;Well nothing else has discouraged The Gays. We&#039;ve tried shaming, persecuting, ostracizing, excommunicating, blaming-for-tornadoes, accusing-of-pedophilia, pray-away-the-gay... hell, even murder! Nothing works! I know, let&#039;s try Reverse Psychology! Let&#039;s get that bottom Howley to do it!&quot;
Because you&#039;re Rob Ford?
<i>I can&rsquo;t even walk around DuPont Circle on early autumn evenings or interact with male bank tellers without getting eyed down like a side of ribs. It&rsquo;s not even flattering.</i>
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Said every female person ever.
...Why do I feel the need to post: &quot;I swear to god I was drunk dude!!!&quot;
Sorry for being so boring, Patrick! Someone give me some blow and a huge dick to snort it off with tout de suite so I can get more interesting!
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