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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Serious Question: What do they do to their penises to make them so unobtrusive? I mean, I'm not that, well, I couldn't make it, you know...err disappear like that.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That did it! Just the idea of duct tape on my junk made mine just up and *poink* invert.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Well nothing else has discouraged The Gays. We've tried shaming, persecuting, ostracizing, excommunicating, blaming-for-tornadoes, accusing-of-pedophilia, pray-away-the-gay... hell, even murder! Nothing works! I know, let's try Reverse Psychology! Let's get that bottom Howley to do it!"

bobbert's avatar

Because you're Rob Ford?

malsperanza's avatar

<i>I can’t even walk around DuPont Circle on early autumn evenings or interact with male bank tellers without getting eyed down like a side of ribs. It’s not even flattering.</i>

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Said every female person ever.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Why do I feel the need to post: "I swear to god I was drunk dude!!!"

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Sorry for being so boring, Patrick! Someone give me some blow and a huge dick to snort it off with tout de suite so I can get more interesting!

Lot_49's avatar

Leave <a href="http:\/\/sparklepony.blogspot.com\/2013\/11\/what-if-ted-cruz-suddenly-became-drag.html" target="_blank">Ted</a> out of this!