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Or screwing it up and leaving someone paralyzed for life?

I'd imagine BS Carson got out of the biz because his malpractice premiums skyrocketed for some strange reason, nobody can explain why...

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Carson is a 7 th Day Adventist cult member. They are big into multilayer marketing scenes.

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" Sent a submarine?" The fool should get on board ,and submerge himself.

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"Please proceed, uh, [gigglesnort], Doctor."

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If he's right, I'll consider voting for an alien of the extraterrestrial variety. For sure.

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But often more dangerous.

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The GOP is nothing but a pornography at this point.

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Forget it. Once the real Anonymous list comes out and Dr. Carson is revealed as closet KKK,..... Naw, i got nothing.

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Marcus Aurelius libel

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Yes, because they will not allow the evil Candy Crowley to moderate! Or that terrible Gwen Iffil! They'll get someone unbiased like George Will.

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Carly was trying to get Glenn Beck!

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For a moment I thought you were saying "Deny Stonewall and blame it on teh gheys."

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Oh boy, I'm already scared of who wins the low bid, and how they make up for that paltry amount of money. Triple if they privatize the NSA, too.

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Why buy fancy supplements to cure cancer when a little turpentine will clean you out?

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That's the beauty of it. Red October was the coup that put the Bolsheviks in power; once they were in power, they celebrated in November. Yes, they voodoo mind-fu powers were that strong, they completely confused an entire former empire into confusing the two months.

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