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Randy's avatar

Fuck you Rogan

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Marycat2021's avatar

Trump repeats over and over the lie that certain countries open up their prisons and "insane asylums" and dump those people like rancid corn flakes along the US' borders. Not once has any US official or journalist ever confirmed this nonsense, yet Americans believe it. Ever since 9/11 Americans are so easily frightened, especially when it comes to the "other."

Look how many right wing idiots are calling Mamdani a "Muslim terrorist" after he won the NYC Democratic mayoral primary. Never mind that there are several Muslims in American politics and have been for years.

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Marla's avatar

Being in this country without documentation is a civil offense, not a criminal act. So, not a crime.

You know where ICE isn't going? To gang territory, where the real criminal undocumented people are. Why is that, do you suppose? Maybe because they're armed and will fight back? And don't give a crap about supposed ICE agents and their Amazon-purchased gear, T-shirts and jeans that pass for a uniform.

I mean, when you look at them, no one really knows what agency they're from or who they are. But the gang members don't care. They will fuck up your shit if you come after them or any of theirs.

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Marycat2021's avatar

It's because they're rounding up all the immigrants. They don't care about the criminals. It's the racism, it has nothing to do with who is a criminal.

And yes, it is true (although most Americans don't believe it) that being undocumented is not a crime.

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Rick Basco's avatar

Rogan is kind of drug addled dumbass, that's why. He's literally said so himself. Why anyone was ever treating him as a reliable source of political information seemed to be a surprise to everyone, even him.

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Brian Parrott's avatar

Thank you. I need articles like this to blow the bs out of my brain.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. As for Rogaine (too late for him), to quote The Castaways: Liar, liar, pants on fire. Your nose is longer than a telephone wire.

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Lil Snot's avatar

What Robyn says is true. However, gloating is unproductive. We don't have to forgive, we don't have to forget. And i understand that this apparent disingenuousness is maddening. But we will need allies in our fight against authoritarianism. No purity tests, please! Hold your nose and focus on the future.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

He is not an ally. He still supports all the other bad shit they are doing- the removal of health and safety measures, the letting people die of aids, the storm trooper stomping of queer folk, the deportation even. He is only upset about the optics.

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Lil Snot's avatar

That doesn't mean he can't be useful in the fight.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

He's a liar and wants to pretend he had no idea. Probably because his few remaining hollywood friends are being all "Do I even know you?"

Also, lots of these vids are not even "Ill-eagles" but citizens /and legal residents/ being scooped up because they look the part, so fuck all of them rah rah small dicked fuckers also.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Rogan was too busy sucking his own dick to pay attention to what anyone else was saying.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We told them everything he was going to do in exact, excruciating detail.

They said we were suffering from Chump Derangement Syndrome.

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Hannah's avatar

I never watched this guy. I don't care about him.

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Dr. Jen Boss, Fascinatrix's avatar

Keep immigrants.

Deport racists.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Joe just needs to remember having to pay $712.00 per egg during the Biden years.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Combine Rogan's tattoos with Hegseth's tattoos in reverse chronological order while ignoring any blue-colored elements and you have the secret location of The Forgotten Titanium Bible Addendum, Corrections & Retractions Tablets with Bonus Features! (Hint: Indiana!)

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Cthulhu's avatar

Joe Rogan is a fucking meathead. Anyone listening to him and taking him seriously is a moron. Which, I guess, tells us what the state of American intelligence is.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not only do undocumented immigrants have far lower crime rates than do US citizens, they have a vastly lower crime rate than the Trump administration.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

They have a vastly lower crime rate than Taco Don, personally.

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