We sort of already mentioned this, but apparently not enough, as every single email tip to Wonkette today is about the Invincible Cone of Silence and how John McCain was in his "straight talk" limo watching porn instead of humbly contemplating the Terrible Mystery of Jebus within Rick Warren's meth-massage Silence Cone. But how is this Barack Obama's fault?
Maverick McCain Won't Sit In Jesus' Silence Cone
Maverick McCain Won't Sit In Jesus' Silence…
Maverick McCain Won't Sit In Jesus' Silence Cone
We sort of already mentioned this, but apparently not enough, as every single email tip to Wonkette today is about the Invincible Cone of Silence and how John McCain was in his "straight talk" limo watching porn instead of humbly contemplating the Terrible Mystery of Jebus within Rick Warren's meth-massage Silence Cone. But how is this Barack Obama's fault?