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mailman27's avatar

Of that little trio (I know, all trios are the same size), it's hard to pick the most loathsome, or least virtuous, or bqwhtevr, but that Rand Paul, whew. I think he walks away with phoniest, least bona fide politician in any small grouping in the USA at this particular vicious moment in time. Keep an eye on this little asswipe, cuz he wants to be president in a big way. Which would not be at all good for my beloved USA.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

But what about the Rugged Individual Mormons and their child welfare fraud scams?

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Too bad, so sad ... their whinging is not having any effect in Kamala Harris' Senate.

Old town Urbandale's avatar

Ick. That top photo looks like it was taken moments before a literal dick-measuring contest.

Tinfoil Tichel's avatar

No one is more fiercely devoted to the principle of owning the libs. Also probably unironically on the payroll of Big Bottled Water

data_ninja's avatar

He can't bottle up his feelings anymore!

-=|Seriously, β˜‘οΈ|=-'s avatar

So...maybe they piecemeal infrastructure? A bill for every nut and bolt? Might get a lot of things done, but the trouble is it would ONLY get those things done which the GQP admit are β€œinfrastructure” (bridges, highways and dams). And then they can brag about how well they bipartisaned, and can tell any bills about HUMAN infrastructure to go fuck off. So no; not acceptable.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Break out the micrometers, boys.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Fun fact: They made 2010 to save face after they screwed up the posters for a 2001 re-release.

tiredsucker's avatar

So, a Senator, his staff and anyone who reviewed the bill did not notice a serious typo? Makes me think one person wrote it, no one read it and they brought it to the floor. That spells I-N-C-O-M-P-E-T-E-N-C-E.

willi0000000's avatar

OK, OK, we'll put a cap on it.

JollyRogerMexico's avatar

That's precisely what I'm saying.

I'll admit I'd be happy to see fracking go away entirely but banning it in the west (Colorado River basin, Ogallala Aquifer) would be a good start.