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babaganusz's avatar

surely one of the sundown towns he's been touring would be delighted to host ... oh wait, their resources have been drained by wokelings! how easily i forget the Tyranny Of Civil Rights!

Snowolf100's avatar

"Oops, wrong “Justice For All” link. The Trump version is not a banger. It is the imprisoned rioters singing the National Anthem interspersed with Trump reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, on top of a note played on a keyboard. Low energy, sad. Link if you want it."

Uh, no thank you Marcie. We're all good here. I heard lara trumps autotune.

There's only so much self harm I can justify.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

To this day, I still want to know how the feces-smearing happened. Was it planned? If it was spontaneous, was somebody having too much fun to go seek out a restroom? Hell, they were in the Speaker's office. I bet it's got a private shitter.

And was it more than one? Did one guy get caught short and decide, "Oh hell, I'll just smear it on the walls," or did others see what he was doing and yell, "Hell, yeah! I want in on some of that action!" and drop trou?

Inquiring minds and all.

wavicles's avatar

Um, they're all full of shit, full stop.

Queroloustwo's avatar

Is that $50K per head at a round banquet table? That's obscene. If it is $50K divided 8 ways that would still be $6250 per head, Still obscene. Does $1500 get you a cushion on the floor or is the cushion extra? Does J D Viant have the cushion concession?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. McAbee (sounds too much like Maccabees to me) got almost six years? Not enough.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I'll light a candle for him.

GEM's avatar

'Safetey concerns' got a belly laugh out of me.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 $1,500 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘳 $50,000 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘝𝘐𝘗 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘢 chance 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘲𝘶𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘲𝘶𝘦.

OK, now I can't stop wondering how this was supposed to work. You turn over your centerpiece and if there's a sticker that says "PLAQUE," you're a lucky winner? Did they have an arcade claw machine ready to set up? Or maybe they were just going to frisbee plaques into the crowd, like T-shirts at a concert.

C'mon, someone spill. I really need to know this. While you're at it, also tell me how plaques became so expensive that coughing up 𝘧𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘴 isn't enough to get you one.

Rob Roser's avatar

So I followed the Bo whatever link because I'm obviously damaged and had no idea what that was, but is it all the Quaid's now? That's a shame.

Dee Whitman's avatar

What does "but is it all the Quaid's now?" mean? Thanks.

Rob Roser's avatar

There's a pic of the little maga kid with Dennis Quaid at some event. I know Randy is a whackjob, didn't know about Dennis.

coco lurks from home's avatar

Randy has actual mental health issues. Dennis is just a fucking asshole.

Dee Whitman's avatar

Thanks for the info. Altho Randy's nuttiness has been documented, I too didn't know about Dennis tilting that way. Unfortunate. Thanks again.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Dennis also has a thing for MUCH younger women, as all good Trumpers do.

Sarah Smile's avatar

Trump is starting to give Alex Jones a run for his money in the "using extremely old photos of himself" department. (Jones is a fat drunk bald sweaty piece of shit and still representing himself with photos taken around the turn of the century.) I like the photo KamalaHQ uses of Trump, where he looks sweaty and pasty and like he has extremely bad food poisoning or something. Much more honest representation of what he actually looks like, at least under the inch of cheap orange pancake makeup usually slathered on his face.

BECKY's avatar

Trump is too stupid to think about this but is it really a good look for a presidential candidate to be celebrating one of the most horrific attacks on our country?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's kind of like a proud, newly-toilet-trained toddler pointing in the bowl and yelling, "I did that!"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Old Treasontits McGee"

"He ain't no kin of mine!" exclaims every *other* McGee in the known universe.

babaganusz's avatar

IKR?

I know two inspiring, beautiful, huge-hearted women named Karen. also the name of my first babysitter, a cousin who died in a car wreck when i was 3.

real names should never be punchlines.

(except Poindexter, obvz)

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I know several Karens who aren't KKKarens.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

No actual awards? The Shaman is disappointed.

He thought he was a shoo-in to win Nazzies for Best Costume and Best Make-Up.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Isn't it interesting what a fucking dipshit anodyne nerd he turned out to be when you took away all the paint and costuming?

babaganusz's avatar

kinda how 'conservative' SCOTUS justices are invariably goons if you subtract the unearned status and theatrical accessories?

gallbladder's avatar

Trump was an "invited speaker" at his own shindig? That pretty much sums it up. Gotta inflate that ego, after-all.

BECKY's avatar

and probably charge a speaking fee. knowing him.

🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Invited - and probably paid.

mvario's avatar

Postponed!?!?! So I suppose there will be refunds?

😂😂😂😂😂

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Hilarity ensues when the PAB team suddenly considers "optics."

Enter Ranting's avatar

The event wasn't offensive enough.

Lucius's avatar

I'm willing to bet trump DID want it to happen, but one of the few people in his campaign with an iota of common sense shut it down. Over massive, ketchup throwing tantrums of course.