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Khavrinen's avatar

"Why are you still wearing a mask?"

"Because we know just how much it pisses you off to be reminded how all your temper tantrums about not wearing them accomplished diddly-squat!"

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Khavrinen's avatar

More like: "One thing for sure is that you cannot trust these anti-vaxxers and anti-mask idiots to be honest when asked if they have been vaccinated ever."

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Perfect response. "I'm wearing a mask to Troll the wingnuts."

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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

There is a COVID variant that has showed up in the county, so masking is not just polite, but prudent.

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Khavrinen's avatar

Dang, I wish mine worked that well. Luckily my sneeze reaction seems to be mostly over for this year, but about a month ago it was just as bad as any other year.

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Khavrinen's avatar

And slightly sad that the bar for "more virtuous than you" continues to be that low.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

"...(Biden's) immediate predecessor face-planted into COVID-19."

Had The Former Guy done what the actual scientific and medical experts told him to do about C19, he might still be The Current Guy.

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Mandorlind's avatar

I prefer "It protects me from the overwhelming stench of stupidity that wafts from you like an exploded can of AXE body spray."

(Which is reason #1 why I will never run for office.)

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Mandorlind's avatar

If anyone challenges me about my mask, I will summon the power of my chronic bronchitis and spend 2 minutes sounding like I'm about to cough up a lung. If they are still there, I'll look up and say, "sorry, what were you saying?"

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Querolous's avatar

And a floor wax.

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Querolous's avatar

Or maybe they are British and hiding their teeth. https://www.bbcamerica.com/...

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Hey heh......Do that meself 😈😈

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, but we appreciate your snark here.

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Querolous's avatar

Are you Pete incognito? https://youtu.be/ZX-tRTD1lqU

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DrBDH's avatar

Wingnuts hate everyone who isn't just like them. Putting on a mask makes you different, so they hate you. If Trump had become the Champion Mask Wearer of the World in March of 2020, they'd be hating anyone who wasn't still wearing a mask while eating a Big Mac in May of 2021. It's not a rational position, it's a statement of hate.

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Querolous's avatar

https://www.facebook.com/pe... Not a group, but that doesn't mater to Mr. Martin.

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