Remember that 1990s teevee show called The X Files, where that one good-looking cable soft-core star solved mysteries with that teensy skeptical ginger who always happened to look the other way when the crazy stuff happened, just like a pro-wrestling ref? And remember that man who smoked all the cigarettes and had all the big secrets and totally had the power to kill that cable soft-core star but never did because in his death that cable soft-core star would only become MORE POWERFUL and a MARTYR?
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/474804\/hideous-3999-95-painting-of-andrew-breitbart-is-actually-swiped-from-a-video-game" target="_blank">Hilarity ensued. </a> (Some of the best Wonkette threads ever, IMO.)
Please buy the Rob Ford video so we can all see him smoke crack cocaine.
There aren&#039;t many movie bits funner than Sam in &quot;Back to School.&quot;
My favorite Pointer Sisters tune is &quot;Fairy Tale.&quot;
&quot;Pointer sisters&quot; is a slang term for breasts.
&quot;Andrew Breitbart&quot; is a slang term for penis.
I don&#039;t care about X Files, David Duchovny will always be Agent Denis/Denise to me <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPALneB_k4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Breitbart is exactly like the plagarized &quot;FIGHT&quot; portrait, right now. That is what he is doing. FUCK
Mmmm, many a fine daydream about teensy skeptical ginger, back in the day. But I&#039;m a registered lebanesian, so there&#039;s that.
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If you have any money left over, please purchase the Chronicles of Narnia and restore the original order of the books. Thx.
Which tells you just how fucked-up the copyright laws are. Thank you, Disney Corp.
And then buy the Bible and put it out of print.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/474804\/hideous-3999-95-painting-of-andrew-breitbart-is-actually-swiped-from-a-video-game" target="_blank">Hilarity ensued. </a> (Some of the best Wonkette threads ever, IMO.)