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Vienna Woods's avatar

Please buy the Rob Ford video so we can all see him smoke crack cocaine.

TundraGrifter's avatar

There aren't many movie bits funner than Sam in "Back to School."

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My favorite Pointer Sisters tune is "Fairy Tale."

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Pointer sisters" is a slang term for breasts.

"Andrew Breitbart" is a slang term for penis.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I don't care about X Files, David Duchovny will always be Agent Denis/Denise to me <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPALneB_k4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Breitbart is exactly like the plagarized "FIGHT" portrait, right now. That is what he is doing. FUCK

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Mmmm, many a fine daydream about teensy skeptical ginger, back in the day. But I'm a registered lebanesian, so there's that.

OT - Donate to your Wonkette, sheeple!1!! I just did. Better than any mag subscription EVAR.

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If you have any money left over, please purchase the Chronicles of Narnia and restore the original order of the books. Thx.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Which tells you just how fucked-up the copyright laws are. Thank you, Disney Corp.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And then buy the Bible and put it out of print.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/474804\/hideous-3999-95-painting-of-andrew-breitbart-is-actually-swiped-from-a-video-game" target="_blank">Hilarity ensued. </a> (Some of the best Wonkette threads ever, IMO.)