Trump has set a new record for specialists!
Sorry, I'm a loyal reader but "his anal glands" is a little more than I can unread rn... As if it wasn't already repugnant enough.
Dr. Frank N Furter.
Dr. Please Some More of These
What a drag it is getting old.
He's as rotten inside as outside?
Squeeze his anal glands and find out.
"Every Friday evening after work, Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another week." -- Waylon Smithers
And we'd still have been better off with Joe Biden's animated corpse... just sayin'.
He works for us. We have to remember that every day. They all work for us. It's not as though we're asking about our weird boss at a private company. Americans need to remember that and reclaim power.
I hope the 23rd specialist is the pathologist.
Proctologist.
Day after day, his hands turn grey, like the skin on a dying man.
And night after night, they pretend he's all right;
But we have become bolder, as he has grown older, and his antics are not fooling us anymore.
And we feel one of his turns coming on:
He feels the cold steel of the razor blade, the tightness of the tourniquet, the dry boom of the funeral drum . . . .
"We are shackled to a corpse."
—Attributed to Helmuth von Moltke the Younger
Weekend at Bernie's, only a lot less fun.
#ReleaseTheClockDrawings
Don't insult Rasputin that way. He was a normal guy with nine lives. lol
One day, right after the Epstein Files, someone will leak Trump's medical history. The unabridged version.
I would like to believe if the situation called for it I would piss on Trump.
Gotta say it again:
'HAY BALE' or 'HEY! BAIL!'
Ha! Nitpicker here. Caught one: "... wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire". Should be "if he WERE on fire".
Hahaha I don't know, some insults are more emotionally satisfying when you ignore grammar stuff
"to have his anal glands expressed like a shih tzu."
OMG! Snort, cackle, laugh, titter, tee-hee, squeal, gasp, gag, choke, wheeze, hoot, hee-hee, ho-ho, ha-ha, guffaw, holler, howl, spit, lol, giggle, chortle, cough, lol, lulz, roflmao
Major TMI there.
I would bet big money that Trump has at least three podiatrists.
And that the dementia tests are mostly a treat for him to brag about, like a lollipop for a big boy who lets the doctors examine him.
They wanna make sure he knows what a camel is so he can figure out how many to trade Vanky or Tiffany for.
Sorry, I'm a loyal reader but "his anal glands" is a little more than I can unread rn... As if it wasn't already repugnant enough.
Dr. Frank N Furter.
Dr. Please Some More of These
What a drag it is getting old.
He's as rotten inside as outside?
Squeeze his anal glands and find out.
"Every Friday evening after work, Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another week." -- Waylon Smithers
And we'd still have been better off with Joe Biden's animated corpse... just sayin'.
He works for us. We have to remember that every day. They all work for us. It's not as though we're asking about our weird boss at a private company. Americans need to remember that and reclaim power.
I hope the 23rd specialist is the pathologist.
Proctologist.
Day after day, his hands turn grey, like the skin on a dying man.
And night after night, they pretend he's all right;
But we have become bolder, as he has grown older, and his antics are not fooling us anymore.
And we feel one of his turns coming on:
He feels the cold steel of the razor blade, the tightness of the tourniquet, the dry boom of the funeral drum . . . .
"We are shackled to a corpse."
—Attributed to Helmuth von Moltke the Younger
Weekend at Bernie's, only a lot less fun.
#ReleaseTheClockDrawings
Don't insult Rasputin that way. He was a normal guy with nine lives. lol
One day, right after the Epstein Files, someone will leak Trump's medical history. The unabridged version.
I would like to believe if the situation called for it I would piss on Trump.
Gotta say it again:
'HAY BALE' or 'HEY! BAIL!'
Ha! Nitpicker here. Caught one: "... wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire". Should be "if he WERE on fire".
Hahaha I don't know, some insults are more emotionally satisfying when you ignore grammar stuff
"to have his anal glands expressed like a shih tzu."
OMG! Snort, cackle, laugh, titter, tee-hee, squeal, gasp, gag, choke, wheeze, hoot, hee-hee, ho-ho, ha-ha, guffaw, holler, howl, spit, lol, giggle, chortle, cough, lol, lulz, roflmao
Major TMI there.
I would bet big money that Trump has at least three podiatrists.
And that the dementia tests are mostly a treat for him to brag about, like a lollipop for a big boy who lets the doctors examine him.
They wanna make sure he knows what a camel is so he can figure out how many to trade Vanky or Tiffany for.