An aide to New Jersey Republican senatorial candidate Steve Lonegan got himself fired yesterday following a bizarre, obscenity-filled rant against Democratic candidate Cory Booker.
Shaftan was pissed that he wasn't able to use the tweets to tag Booker with a sex scandal, so he is trying to tag him with a no-sex scandal. He must have picked that ploy up from Fox News, where it is included in that channel's mission statement.
&ldquo;It was just weird. I mean, to me, you know, hey, if he said, &lsquo;Hey, you got really hot breasts <em><strong>man</strong></em>, I&rsquo;d love to suck on them.&rsquo; Then like, yeah, cool. But like, he didn&rsquo;t say that,&rdquo; Shaftan explained. &ldquo;It was like kind of like, I don&rsquo;t know, it was like what a gay guy would say to a stripper. &quot;
So Ricky is fag-baiting Cory Booker because he <em>didn&#039;t</em> offer to suck some dude&#039;s chiseled marble pecs, which is just so un-Shaftanish. If he had been in that situation, our boy Ricky wouldn&#039;t have been so restrained, no siree!
It&#039;s not like many womenz or teh gayz are gonna&#039; vote Republican anyway so what&#039;s the big deal if they trip over their tongues while talking about them?
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Shaftan was pissed that he wasn&#039;t able to use the tweets to tag Booker with a sex scandal, so he is trying to tag him with a no-sex scandal. He must have picked that ploy up from Fox News, where it is included in that channel&#039;s mission statement.
&ldquo;It was just weird. I mean, to me, you know, hey, if he said, &lsquo;Hey, you got really hot breasts <em><strong>man</strong></em>, I&rsquo;d love to suck on them.&rsquo; Then like, yeah, cool. But like, he didn&rsquo;t say that,&rdquo; Shaftan explained. &ldquo;It was like kind of like, I don&rsquo;t know, it was like what a gay guy would say to a stripper. &quot;
So Ricky is fag-baiting Cory Booker because he <em>didn&#039;t</em> offer to suck some dude&#039;s chiseled marble pecs, which is just so un-Shaftanish. If he had been in that situation, our boy Ricky wouldn&#039;t have been so restrained, no siree!
So in New Jersey, there&#039;s a magic municipal population number line than makes the job unworthless once you cross it? I see.
It&#039;s not like many womenz or teh gayz are gonna&#039; vote Republican anyway so what&#039;s the big deal if they trip over their tongues while talking about them?
This guy Shaftan tried to be a mean mother...
He&#039;s part giraffe, w/ the tongue of a tree-frog.
Shut yo mouth!
So its totally cool as long as we&#039;re just slacker losers with nobody important to embarrass?
The obvious question raised by this story is, are you going to make Auntie Wonkette&rsquo;s High-Test Shoe Polish &amp; Social Lubricant available on your website?
Specializing in the slower-moving game species.
Which still leaves us with the WTF? factor.
Does this mean we should cut back on comments about the Editrix&#039;s boobies?
My truly what was the mayor of?
Also, huh?
This no-sex sex scandal needs more sex, less scandal.
...this sounds like a job for Carlos Danger! **whisper voice**
Possessive pronouns aside, I am still trying to decipher your argument.