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Lefty Mark's avatar

Shaftan was pissed that he wasn't able to use the tweets to tag Booker with a sex scandal, so he is trying to tag him with a no-sex scandal. He must have picked that ploy up from Fox News, where it is included in that channel's mission statement.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

“It was just weird. I mean, to me, you know, hey, if he said, ‘Hey, you got really hot breasts <em><strong>man</strong></em>, I’d love to suck on them.’ Then like, yeah, cool. But like, he didn’t say that,” Shaftan explained. “It was like kind of like, I don’t know, it was like what a gay guy would say to a stripper. "

So Ricky is fag-baiting Cory Booker because he <em>didn't</em> offer to suck some dude's chiseled marble pecs, which is just so un-Shaftanish. If he had been in that situation, our boy Ricky wouldn't have been so restrained, no siree!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So in New Jersey, there's a magic municipal population number line than makes the job unworthless once you cross it? I see.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

It's not like many womenz or teh gayz are gonna' vote Republican anyway so what's the big deal if they trip over their tongues while talking about them?

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PubOption's avatar

This guy Shaftan tried to be a mean mother...

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The Quirk's avatar

He's part giraffe, w/ the tongue of a tree-frog.

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The Quirk's avatar

Shut yo mouth!

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Dylan Black's avatar

So its totally cool as long as we're just slacker losers with nobody important to embarrass?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The obvious question raised by this story is, are you going to make Auntie Wonkette’s High-Test Shoe Polish & Social Lubricant available on your website?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Specializing in the slower-moving game species.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Which still leaves us with the WTF? factor.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Does this mean we should cut back on comments about the Editrix's boobies?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

My truly what was the mayor of?

Also, huh?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This no-sex sex scandal needs more sex, less scandal.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...this sounds like a job for Carlos Danger! **whisper voice**

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Possessive pronouns aside, I am still trying to decipher your argument.

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