An aide to New Jersey Republican senatorial candidate Steve Lonegan got himself fired yesterday following a bizarre, obscenity-filled rant against Democratic candidate Cory Booker. When are political types going to realize that bizarre, obscenity-filled rants are serious business, and should best be left to professionals like Yr Wonkette? In the interview with
Shaftan was pissed that he wasn't able to use the tweets to tag Booker with a sex scandal, so he is trying to tag him with a no-sex scandal. He must have picked that ploy up from Fox News, where it is included in that channel's mission statement.
&ldquo;It was just weird. I mean, to me, you know, hey, if he said, &lsquo;Hey, you got really hot breasts <em><strong>man</strong></em>, I&rsquo;d love to suck on them.&rsquo; Then like, yeah, cool. But like, he didn&rsquo;t say that,&rdquo; Shaftan explained. &ldquo;It was like kind of like, I don&rsquo;t know, it was like what a gay guy would say to a stripper. &quot;
So Ricky is fag-baiting Cory Booker because he <em>didn&#039;t</em> offer to suck some dude&#039;s chiseled marble pecs, which is just so un-Shaftanish. If he had been in that situation, our boy Ricky wouldn&#039;t have been so restrained, no siree!
It&#039;s not like many womenz or teh gayz are gonna&#039; vote Republican anyway so what&#039;s the big deal if they trip over their tongues while talking about them?
The obvious question raised by this story is, are you going to make Auntie Wonkette&rsquo;s High-Test Shoe Polish &amp; Social Lubricant available on your website?
Shaftan was pissed that he wasn&#039;t able to use the tweets to tag Booker with a sex scandal, so he is trying to tag him with a no-sex scandal. He must have picked that ploy up from Fox News, where it is included in that channel&#039;s mission statement.
&ldquo;It was just weird. I mean, to me, you know, hey, if he said, &lsquo;Hey, you got really hot breasts <em><strong>man</strong></em>, I&rsquo;d love to suck on them.&rsquo; Then like, yeah, cool. But like, he didn&rsquo;t say that,&rdquo; Shaftan explained. &ldquo;It was like kind of like, I don&rsquo;t know, it was like what a gay guy would say to a stripper. &quot;
So Ricky is fag-baiting Cory Booker because he <em>didn&#039;t</em> offer to suck some dude&#039;s chiseled marble pecs, which is just so un-Shaftanish. If he had been in that situation, our boy Ricky wouldn&#039;t have been so restrained, no siree!
So in New Jersey, there&#039;s a magic municipal population number line than makes the job unworthless once you cross it? I see.
It&#039;s not like many womenz or teh gayz are gonna&#039; vote Republican anyway so what&#039;s the big deal if they trip over their tongues while talking about them?
This guy Shaftan tried to be a mean mother...
He&#039;s part giraffe, w/ the tongue of a tree-frog.
Shut yo mouth!
So its totally cool as long as we&#039;re just slacker losers with nobody important to embarrass?
The obvious question raised by this story is, are you going to make Auntie Wonkette&rsquo;s High-Test Shoe Polish &amp; Social Lubricant available on your website?
Specializing in the slower-moving game species.
Which still leaves us with the WTF? factor.
Does this mean we should cut back on comments about the Editrix&#039;s boobies?
My truly what was the mayor of?
Also, huh?
This no-sex sex scandal needs more sex, less scandal.
...this sounds like a job for Carlos Danger! **whisper voice**
Possessive pronouns aside, I am still trying to decipher your argument.