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Shaftan was pissed that he wasn't able to use the tweets to tag Booker with a sex scandal, so he is trying to tag him with a no-sex scandal. He must have picked that ploy up from Fox News, where it is included in that channel's mission statement.

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“It was just weird. I mean, to me, you know, hey, if he said, ‘Hey, you got really hot breasts <em><strong>man</strong></em>, I’d love to suck on them.’ Then like, yeah, cool. But like, he didn’t say that,” Shaftan explained. “It was like kind of like, I don’t know, it was like what a gay guy would say to a stripper. "

So Ricky is fag-baiting Cory Booker because he <em>didn't</em> offer to suck some dude's chiseled marble pecs, which is just so un-Shaftanish. If he had been in that situation, our boy Ricky wouldn't have been so restrained, no siree!

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So in New Jersey, there's a magic municipal population number line than makes the job unworthless once you cross it? I see.

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It's not like many womenz or teh gayz are gonna' vote Republican anyway so what's the big deal if they trip over their tongues while talking about them?

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This guy Shaftan tried to be a mean mother...

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He's part giraffe, w/ the tongue of a tree-frog.

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Shut yo mouth!

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So its totally cool as long as we're just slacker losers with nobody important to embarrass?

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The obvious question raised by this story is, are you going to make Auntie Wonkette’s High-Test Shoe Polish & Social Lubricant available on your website?

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Specializing in the slower-moving game species.

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Which still leaves us with the WTF? factor.

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Does this mean we should cut back on comments about the Editrix's boobies?

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My truly what was the mayor of?

Also, huh?

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This no-sex sex scandal needs more sex, less scandal.

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...this sounds like a job for Carlos Danger! **whisper voice**

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Possessive pronouns aside, I am still trying to decipher your argument.

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