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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Once he's in them, whatever they are, they're definitely tights.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wouldn't that be more like an eclipse?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Meh ... I'm nothing, if not patient.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"It is a fact of science that nothing correlates closer than stupidity and youth,” said Jonah.</i>

Untrue. Stupidity and conservatism, on the other hand? <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/01\/27\/intelligence-study-links-prejudice_n_1237796.html" target="_blank">Scientific fact. </a>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh look, it's that hot new crime fighting duo Camel Toe and Spider Bulge.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I call shenanigans! That's too well written and coherent to be done by JK. I listen to Jamie and his wife Allison's podcast often and the only thing he usually contributes to it is an on-going dialog about his dick and interupting whatever the topic is to announce and give play-by-play when one of his cats walks into the room.

Allison (who is a very talented <a href="http:\/\/www.thenation.com\/authors\/allison-kilkenny" target="_blank">journalist</a> in her own right) must have written that for him.

ValiumNation's avatar

“It is a fact of science that nothing correlates closer than stupidity and youth,”

Another basic fact of science, when a flabby guy rushes you pivot out of the way and administer a push between the shoulder blades...gravity.

WA Bishop's avatar

I can almost hear the sound, something like a wet thumb being drawn across the surface of a balloon.

WA Bishop's avatar

It's pronounced "Kyl-schteen".

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.bostonherald.com\/track\/celebrity\/view\/20120602desperate_housewives_west_wing_actress_kathryn_joosten_dies_at_72\/" target="_blank">Mrs. Landingham from "The West Wing" died for real.</a>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

So definitely not this <a href="http:\/\/static.tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pub\/images\/bill-goldberg_8740.jpg" target="_blank">Goldberg</a>.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Fight dirty. Go for his Truck Nutz.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/goldberg.jpg" target="_blank">This guy.</a>

chascates's avatar

Max Cleland could beat the shit out of Jonah Goldberg.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I like Fuckyouupstein. "What's my name? Yeah, Roscoe Fuckyouupstein." Kinda makes me want to write a screenplay so I can put that in.

And welcome, new editor Jamie Kilstein, in case your presence has been noted here previously in my absence.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Your name "Kill-stein" is going to be a hurdle, obviously.