I have disliked Jonah Goldberg for a very long time. For starters, he wrote a bestseller a while back called Liberal Fascism. Get it?! Liberals are like fascists….WHO MURDER PEOPLE! LOLZ! STAB! KILL! NADER!!11111 I am yet to find the relationship between wanting equal rights and a strong social safety net, as well as an end to illegal wars and torture, and…fascism, but to be fair I believe it was Adolf Hitler who once said, “I will not rest until all men and woman have free access to health care!” and then something terrible about the Jews.
Once he&#039;s in them, whatever they are, they&#039;re definitely tights.
Wouldn&#039;t that be more like an eclipse?
Meh ... I&#039;m nothing, if not patient.
<i>&quot;It is a fact of science that nothing correlates closer than stupidity and youth,&rdquo; said Jonah.</i>
Untrue. Stupidity and conservatism, on the other hand? <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/01\/27\/intelligence-study-links-prejudice_n_1237796.html" target="_blank">Scientific fact. </a>
Oh look, it&#039;s that hot new crime fighting duo Camel Toe and Spider Bulge.
I call shenanigans! That&#039;s too well written and coherent to be done by JK. I listen to Jamie and his wife Allison&#039;s podcast often and the only thing he usually contributes to it is an on-going dialog about his dick and interupting whatever the topic is to announce and give play-by-play when one of his cats walks into the room.
Allison (who is a very talented <a href="http:\/\/www.thenation.com\/authors\/allison-kilkenny" target="_blank">journalist</a> in her own right) must have written that for him.
&ldquo;It is a fact of science that nothing correlates closer than stupidity and youth,&rdquo;
Another basic fact of science, when a flabby guy rushes you pivot out of the way and administer a push between the shoulder blades...gravity.
I can almost hear the sound, something like a wet thumb being drawn across the surface of a balloon.
It&#039;s pronounced &quot;Kyl-schteen&quot;.
<a href="http:\/\/www.bostonherald.com\/track\/celebrity\/view\/20120602desperate_housewives_west_wing_actress_kathryn_joosten_dies_at_72\/" target="_blank">Mrs. Landingham from &quot;The West Wing&quot; died for real.</a>
So definitely not this <a href="http:\/\/static.tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pub\/images\/bill-goldberg_8740.jpg" target="_blank">Goldberg</a>.
Fight dirty. Go for his Truck Nutz.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/goldberg.jpg" target="_blank">This guy.</a>
Max Cleland could beat the shit out of Jonah Goldberg.
I like Fuckyouupstein. &quot;What&#039;s my name? Yeah, Roscoe Fuckyouupstein.&quot; Kinda makes me want to write a screenplay so I can put that in.
And welcome, new editor Jamie Kilstein, in case your presence has been noted here previously in my absence.
Your name &quot;Kill-stein&quot; is going to be a hurdle, obviously.