I have disliked Jonah Goldberg for a very long time. For starters, he wrote a bestseller a while back called Liberal Fascism. Get it?! Liberals are like fascists….WHO MURDER PEOPLE! LOLZ! STAB! KILL! NADER!!11111 I am yet to find the relationship between wanting equal rights and a strong social safety net, as well as an end to illegal wars and torture, and…fascism, but to be fair I believe it was Adolf Hitler who once said, “I will not rest until all men and woman have free access to health care!” and then something terrible about the Jews.
<i>&quot;It is a fact of science that nothing correlates closer than stupidity and youth,&rdquo; said Jonah.</i>
Untrue. Stupidity and conservatism, on the other hand? <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/01\/27\/intelligence-study-links-prejudice_n_1237796.html" target="_blank">Scientific fact. </a>
I call shenanigans! That&#039;s too well written and coherent to be done by JK. I listen to Jamie and his wife Allison&#039;s podcast often and the only thing he usually contributes to it is an on-going dialog about his dick and interupting whatever the topic is to announce and give play-by-play when one of his cats walks into the room.
Allison (who is a very talented <a href="http:\/\/www.thenation.com\/authors\/allison-kilkenny" target="_blank">journalist</a> in her own right) must have written that for him.
<a href="http:\/\/www.bostonherald.com\/track\/celebrity\/view\/20120602desperate_housewives_west_wing_actress_kathryn_joosten_dies_at_72\/" target="_blank">Mrs. Landingham from &quot;The West Wing&quot; died for real.</a>
I like Fuckyouupstein. &quot;What&#039;s my name? Yeah, Roscoe Fuckyouupstein.&quot; Kinda makes me want to write a screenplay so I can put that in.
And welcome, new editor Jamie Kilstein, in case your presence has been noted here previously in my absence.
Once he&#039;s in them, whatever they are, they&#039;re definitely tights.
Wouldn&#039;t that be more like an eclipse?
Meh ... I&#039;m nothing, if not patient.
<i>&quot;It is a fact of science that nothing correlates closer than stupidity and youth,&rdquo; said Jonah.</i>
Untrue. Stupidity and conservatism, on the other hand? <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/01\/27\/intelligence-study-links-prejudice_n_1237796.html" target="_blank">Scientific fact. </a>
Oh look, it&#039;s that hot new crime fighting duo Camel Toe and Spider Bulge.
I call shenanigans! That&#039;s too well written and coherent to be done by JK. I listen to Jamie and his wife Allison&#039;s podcast often and the only thing he usually contributes to it is an on-going dialog about his dick and interupting whatever the topic is to announce and give play-by-play when one of his cats walks into the room.
Allison (who is a very talented <a href="http:\/\/www.thenation.com\/authors\/allison-kilkenny" target="_blank">journalist</a> in her own right) must have written that for him.
&ldquo;It is a fact of science that nothing correlates closer than stupidity and youth,&rdquo;
Another basic fact of science, when a flabby guy rushes you pivot out of the way and administer a push between the shoulder blades...gravity.
I can almost hear the sound, something like a wet thumb being drawn across the surface of a balloon.
It&#039;s pronounced &quot;Kyl-schteen&quot;.
<a href="http:\/\/www.bostonherald.com\/track\/celebrity\/view\/20120602desperate_housewives_west_wing_actress_kathryn_joosten_dies_at_72\/" target="_blank">Mrs. Landingham from &quot;The West Wing&quot; died for real.</a>
So definitely not this <a href="http:\/\/static.tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pub\/images\/bill-goldberg_8740.jpg" target="_blank">Goldberg</a>.
Fight dirty. Go for his Truck Nutz.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/goldberg.jpg" target="_blank">This guy.</a>
Max Cleland could beat the shit out of Jonah Goldberg.
I like Fuckyouupstein. &quot;What&#039;s my name? Yeah, Roscoe Fuckyouupstein.&quot; Kinda makes me want to write a screenplay so I can put that in.
And welcome, new editor Jamie Kilstein, in case your presence has been noted here previously in my absence.
Your name &quot;Kill-stein&quot; is going to be a hurdle, obviously.