Or the one where the young woman gets pregnant, tells her parents she's really, really, really still a virgin. Then her son grows up and he gets in trouble with the law and gets the death penalty. After the funeral his ghost solves crimes and kisses Demi Moore by transgendering into Whoopi Goldberg's body. Which is why to this day the Pope wears a dress. The end.
Or the girl who takes what must be LSD and hallucinates about talking animals, animated playing cards, and all sorts of other weird shit. The author was a bit of a perv, too.
I think <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/videos\/tag\/It%27s%20a%20Wonderful%20Life" target="_blank">Jon Stewart beat you to it</a>.
Also Porgy and Bess, also.
Newt did say he would be there, so maybe.
And in the movie she says &quot;we&#039;re not in Kansas anymore&quot; like that&#039;s a bad thing.
Or the one where the young woman gets pregnant, tells her parents she&#039;s really, really, really still a virgin. Then her son grows up and he gets in trouble with the law and gets the death penalty. After the funeral his ghost solves crimes and kisses Demi Moore by transgendering into Whoopi Goldberg&#039;s body. Which is why to this day the Pope wears a dress. The end.
In NOObama&#039;s version, America apologizes to the mockingbird instead of killing it.
I think come November, he&#039;s going to be bustin&#039; up Romney&#039;s Wooton desk.
Seriously now. Really. Seriously. Stop joking.
Because everyone knows the <i>CORRECT</i> equivalence is Joe Piscopo&#039;s Moe Dickstein in Wise Guys.
Or the girl who takes what must be LSD and hallucinates about talking animals, animated playing cards, and all sorts of other weird shit. The author was a bit of a perv, too.
I think <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/videos\/tag\/It%27s%20a%20Wonderful%20Life" target="_blank">Jon Stewart beat you to it</a>.
Not Joe Pesci in <i>My cousin Vinnie</i>?
Uh-oh. They put this out on NPR? Won&#039;t that make the Teatards obligated to take the opposite side? Because... just because.
He was cut because he kept swiping the yellow bricks, whenever nobody was looking.
Obama is Atticus Finch, that&#039;s it.
Just when you thought you couldn&#039;t possibly lose any more faith in humanity...