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Pro Tip: Have a "I'm looking at the screen" Zoom background video ready.

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Yuuup. Last year I taught my sixth grader how to write passive aggressive emails to her useless science teacher.

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He'd prefer it wasn't seized? Why does Chuck Grassley want open borders?

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Nope! He's running again because as someone born in the 19th century he has his palsied finger on the a-fib pulse of America.

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And yet he's never said shit about the pharmaceutical companies that manufactured it, marketed it and sold it at enormous profit knowing the entire time the danger it posed. Nope. Crickets.

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extra credit for geriatric fartsack.

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Probably cuz those rural fucks who love him can't cook meth so good no more ever since they put the Sudafed behind the pharmacy counter.

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No apologies required.

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They don't need no build back better. They got meth, fentanyl, moonshine and Mountain Dew.

Cue the banjos!

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No he knew who it was. He's not stupid, just a craven sell out and ball-licking coward.

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Hey I'm not that old

LOLOLOL

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Then again, that's what everyone thought about Citizen's United.

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True, but saying "it's all in God's hands" or "God will save the Earth" is basically throwing up your hands and falling through your asshole. It's just "I don't have to do anything because the almighty pie in the sky will do it for me". I can destroy the Earth, 'cause God's Got This...it allows people to believe in a fairytale that we will be saved by a deity and therefore we don't have to do jack shit. It irks me but I see your point, but I don't believe they will.

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I may be falling asleep righ

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Joe Biden isn't people

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I just want to say F Joe Manchin.

How this will go down now:

The House will pas the shyty bill that is bad for the environment and good for fossil fuels—hence, it’s bipartisan!

Then, the Senate will not pass the BBB because they were never gonna do it. Biden will say, “aw shucks, Manchin said he was on board, but what can you do?” Jayapal and the CPC will say “But Joe Biden assured us Manchin was on board, what can we do?”

And the people don’t get what they want and need and we’re promised, and big business gets all they want and need and were promised.

The End

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