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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Pro Tip: Have a "I'm looking at the screen" Zoom background video ready.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Yuuup. Last year I taught my sixth grader how to write passive aggressive emails to her useless science teacher.

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TakingAmes's avatar

He'd prefer it wasn't seized? Why does Chuck Grassley want open borders?

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TakingAmes's avatar

Nope! He's running again because as someone born in the 19th century he has his palsied finger on the a-fib pulse of America.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

And yet he's never said shit about the pharmaceutical companies that manufactured it, marketed it and sold it at enormous profit knowing the entire time the danger it posed. Nope. Crickets.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

extra credit for geriatric fartsack.

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Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Probably cuz those rural fucks who love him can't cook meth so good no more ever since they put the Sudafed behind the pharmacy counter.

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Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

No apologies required.

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Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

They don't need no build back better. They got meth, fentanyl, moonshine and Mountain Dew.

Cue the banjos!

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Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

No he knew who it was. He's not stupid, just a craven sell out and ball-licking coward.

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Arya'sHitList πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ's avatar

Hey I'm not that old

LOLOLOL

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Doug Langley's avatar

Then again, that's what everyone thought about Citizen's United.

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CatsNKY's avatar

True, but saying "it's all in God's hands" or "God will save the Earth" is basically throwing up your hands and falling through your asshole. It's just "I don't have to do anything because the almighty pie in the sky will do it for me". I can destroy the Earth, 'cause God's Got This...it allows people to believe in a fairytale that we will be saved by a deity and therefore we don't have to do jack shit. It irks me but I see your point, but I don't believe they will.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

I may be falling asleep righ

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Joe Biden isn't people

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Woo Way Dray's avatar

I just want to say F Joe Manchin.

How this will go down now:

The House will pas the shyty bill that is bad for the environment and good for fossil fuelsβ€”hence, it’s bipartisan!

Then, the Senate will not pass the BBB because they were never gonna do it. Biden will say, β€œaw shucks, Manchin said he was on board, but what can you do?” Jayapal and the CPC will say β€œBut Joe Biden assured us Manchin was on board, what can we do?”

And the people don’t get what they want and need and we’re promised, and big business gets all they want and need and were promised.

The End

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