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Fartknocker's avatar

I read on Rick Perry's Facebook page that at the top of his ass cheeks, he tattooed the letter D on the left cheek and the letters L-D-O on his right cheek, so when he slightly leans forward to take money from all the lobbyists, it spells DILDO.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Sorry, but we're talking Museum of <i>Modern</i> Art.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I need brain bleach. No, soul bleach.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

We saw him on Poirot a while back. Did not recognize him until the credits rolled at the end!

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chascates's avatar

Unfortunately I'm the 'King of Skin Tags', from the typical small ones in my armpits to one on my left crotch that may soon need an alternation in my pants to have room to breathe. Any chance Californistan would remove them for me? I'm still hoping to make it to Oakland to attend Oaksterdam University and get a job with a real future.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I anticipate the GOP response will be grow your hair longer and wear turtlenecks - you sluts.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

More curious about who gets the "WoW" display.

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