Why Is Michelle Obama Visiting Bin Laden's Son In The Hospital After He Did The Boston Bombings?
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Why Is Michelle Obama Visiting Bin Laden's Son In The Hospital After He Did The Boston Bombings?
So it turns out, via tipster "Michael," who would like Wonket to investigate before we get 9/11ed again, that theĀ SAUDI NATIONALĀ (who has already been cleared of the Boston Bombings but only because the FBI IS IN ON IT) is actuallyĀ Osama Bin Laden's son, Hamza,Ā andĀ Michelle Obama visited himĀ in the hospital after he did the Boston Bombings, because she loves jihad.
Obviously, it just makes too much sense.
Why Is Michelle Obama Visiting Bin Laden's Son In The Hospital After He Did The Boston Bombings?
Yeah, there's nothing like trashing a small town Texas apartment complex for raking in the big bucks. And nobody ever investigates chemical plant explosions, so your'e really safe from discovery, too!
A truly devious plot -- this is the biggest news since the zionists, iluminati, and CIA planted demolition charges in the WTC towers. Only the wingnut/teabagger/racist YouTube geniuses in the tinfoil hats could possibly have uncovered it . . . what would we do without them?
Hey, that was just a social call. Don't go making assumptions now.