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Yeah, there's nothing like trashing a small town Texas apartment complex for raking in the big bucks. And nobody ever investigates chemical plant explosions, so your'e really safe from discovery, too!

A truly devious plot -- this is the biggest news since the zionists, iluminati, and CIA planted demolition charges in the WTC towers. Only the wingnut/teabagger/racist YouTube geniuses in the tinfoil hats could possibly have uncovered it . . . what would we do without them?

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Hey, that was just a social call. Don't go making assumptions now.

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I used to be gay for Jesus.

Now I'm just happy for Him.

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The Diet of Worms?

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Not an issue. From the pov of the TP and the birthers and the other paranoids, Pol Pot is purely a domestic matter, of interest only in states where it's been legalized.

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Want another one? McGeorge Bundy!

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There is no bat-shit crazy plotline you can invent, that some brain-dead wingtard has not only already thought up, but has passed off as fact to other brain-dead wingtards. The Derp is strong with these people.

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Well, even though cutie pie mentions his interest in men on his facebooks, I read at Jim Hoft's GatewayPundi.com in the comments that this meant he was a repressed homosexual, so I think I'm going to believe that instead.

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One of these days I'm going to write a drama which wholly consists of WND, Yahoo and gatewaypundit comments

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TIMECUBE LIBEL!!!

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"The newspaper accompanied its report with an image of Obama, although the background was generic and it couldn’t be confirmed immediately that she was at the hospital where Alharbi was being treated at the time."

As long you're up front about what you're reporting cannot be confirmed, you're good to go. Trust the people to make up their own minds. This is journalism.

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Melvin Laird?

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I read it on the internet. And Facebook. That's two sources.

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"God, if this were true, it would be HUGE! "

Oh for fuck's sake

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The kid is clearly arabic.

Who <em>else's</em> kid would he be?

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How WND readers manage not to poke their eyes out while combing their hair is beyond comprehension.

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