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Lefty Mark's avatar

I demand the right to seat my representatives in my GF's lower chamber.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Wait, do you mean pillows filled with donuts or the squishy cushion one puts on the toilet seat when one is suffering from hemrrhoids ? I need to know because it makes huge difference in my willingness to support this.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

For "conservatives" they sure keep offering radical solutions and want to change a lot of shit, don't they?

bobbert's avatar

While I largely agree with your analysis, note that Oakland would actually be in "Silicon Valley".

bobbert's avatar

The thing is, these would be (very hypothetically) <i>states</i>, not sovereign countries, so they would have to obey contract law. So all the water rights held by the folks on the west side would still apply. And the urban (richer) states would be able to pay more that the ag states for future rights, so the free market would cause problems for farmers, unless the ag states decided to pass state laws forbidding selling rights to the urban states (there's your free market at work).

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

YOU get a governor's mansion, and YOU get a governor's mansion, and YOU get a governor's mansion, and YOU get a governor's mansion, and YOU get a governor's mansion, and YOU get a governor's mansion.

WA Bishop's avatar

<i>Well we're movin' on up! (Movin' on up!) To North Californ-ee-aa! (Movin' on up!) To some libertarian pie in the sky!</i>

Shypixel's avatar

That guy sounds just like every teen-aged newlywed couple, "We don't need a plan, <strike>true love</strike> the free market can make it through anything!"

PubOption's avatar

Heads will explode when one of the statelets declares Spanish to be its official language.