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Apr 7Edited

Start throwing believers to the lions? I would never do that. I like lions. I would never feed them spite and gristle.

As for smiting, the purported, self-righteous Kristians are the ones who need smiting. Or, at least, spanking. Though they might enjoy that. Kamala, though, knows that smiling is better than smiting.

As for "Kamala Harris [alienating] over 50 percent of the US population that is Christian," what about alienating (and attacking and hurting and smearing) the huge part of the population that is not Christian?

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Alice B Toklas's avatar

Hard to know where to start with this one, but I will try. There is zero chance that those two evanjerkicals made up their words on Fox all by themselves. There is no way that Kamala could hear what they were shouting. There is less than zero chance that either will graduate from college.

There is also less than zero chance that J D Vance has a Christian bone in his body.

And lastly, there is also no chance in Hell that any of them, if they ever were to meet Jesus, would recognize him.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Funny how their own holy book warns them in great detail about the antichrist, and then when he appears, these good Christian folk elect him POTUS.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

THIS.......THIS RIGHT HERE, IS WHY I'M ATHEIST....

I was raised Mormon in Southern Idaho. Never swallowed the kool-aid.......seemed a little 'far-fetched' if you will. When I went into the USAF on my 18th birthday, one of the things they ask you is your religion (it's for your dog tags). There was no box to check for atheist or even agnostic.......so where it had a line for a write in, I put 'NONE'....my dog tags came back reading 'Protestant'......

After witnessing the horrors of combat in S.E. Asia, I demanded they change my dog tags to ATHEIST....... They sent me to a priest to talk about it.......I refused.

Anyway.......THIS kind of persecution culture is EXACTLY why I'm done with ALL religion........

FUCK THESE GUYS........

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DemoCat's avatar

Trump is a hateful, pathologically dishonest crook who cheats on his wives, sometimes when they are pregnant, and assaults women because sometimes, out of fear, they let him do it.

But Kamala smirked.

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Pixeloid's avatar

I have no respect or tolerance for kinds of self-righteous, women-hating, forced-birther, Christo-fascist bigots that showed up at Kamala's rally. They are garbage and never deserve the benefit of doubt.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

"they went to the Harris rally to share the Good News of the Gospel with people"

Jayzus H Christ on a flaming pogo stick, we've all heard your "good news" like a kajillion times already, can you please just get over yourselves and shut the fuck up already?! We don't live in a Chick comic tract, and anyone who doesn't already know what it's about can easily give it a Goog. These people are in desperate need of a life.

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Lisa Churinskas-Hulit's avatar

I find it amusing that the Lover of Couches claims that "Jesus is trending on Twitter" as if that actually meant something with Elmo behind the scenes manipulating the algorithms or whatever bullshit one calls it. Let me be clear. Trump is evil to the core, bur also quite demented and losing more of his cognitive abilities every single day. However, the LoC is also evil, not to mention an empty vessels for the anti-Democracy tech bros, such as his mentor and sugar daddy Peter Theil, to fill with all their lies and assorted bullshit. But he does not have dementia, and his faux Christianity and piousness are merely a means to an end. In other words, he is Trump with a brain, and all the clinical insanity filtered out. Luckily, he can't seem to escape his complete lack of charisma, nor the fact that he is so transparently an ambitious phony.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

"so transparently an ambitious phony."

Well, that hasn't stopped him yet. Unfortunately.

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Sherry's avatar

Of course it’s the men who are so concerned about the babbies. The ones who will never be pregnant. The ones who won’t ever have to carry a rapists babby.

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Greg Brown's avatar

Couple of candy asses.

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beb's avatar

The way these Christians go on you would think we were feeding them to the lions.

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Marla's avatar

Wait. You’ve given me an idea…

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Khavrinen's avatar

"( They got better. )"

Well...

Their horrible, traumatic ( emotional ) burn scars may have healed, but they remain MAGAts, so "better" kind of depends on how you're looking at it.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. These phony baloney Xtians would cry and moan bloody murder if they got a tenth part of the persecution I suffered as a Jewish child in a lily white NJ suburb where there were no blacks (till a few in high school), no Asians, no Hispanics (again, till one in high school), and no First Americans. They have no fucking clue.

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Patris's avatar

Vance could use a high colonic.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

About these two unfortunate martyrs. Did they get better?

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Major Kong's avatar

Did MVP tell her supporters to beat the crap out of them and that she would pay their legal bills?

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Rachael's avatar

This brings to mind the old saying (Margaret Atwood?) that men are most afraid that women will laugh at them, but women are most afraid that men will kill them. These two imbecilic cowards are okay with forcing pregnant women to die for 'their' religion, but were barely able to survive being laughed at by a powerful woman, even indirectly.

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Sherry's avatar

Ouch. So true. Guess their balls haven’t dropped.

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Bupkus231's avatar

How did all these idiots come to represent the faith that I was brought up in? How in the world are all these horrible people allowed to call themselves Christians without being challenged on that point?

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