National Review Online informs us we can buy "erotic" "fan-fiction" about Barack and Michelle Obama for the low low price of just $17.95. Fuck that. "Hello baby," said Barack Obama to his wife, Michelle Obama. Barack Obama was the president of the United States, and his wife, Michelle Obama, was the First Lady of the United States, because that is how it works in America, it is not like in England where Camilla Parker-Bowles does not get to be queen when her husband becomes the king, who knows why, because she wasn't a virgin or something? Anyway, weird. Barack Obama continued talking to his wife, Michelle Obama. "Come here and let me put my penis in you," he said. "Oh Barack Obama," said Michelle Obama. "I love it when you put your penis in me. I love it when we do sex, with our penises and our vaginas."
Jesus, what a racist cesspool. But then again <strike>Stormfront</strike> the corner is the leading light of the conservative interwebs.
I don&#039;t want to know how you know that.
Guilty. Now I am blind.
I don&#039;t even want to think about that value of &quot;freaky&quot;.
Needz moar Barry White music.
Eeeww.