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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Won't our relations with the UK take a hit once he accuses the royal family of running the international drug trade?

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artem1s's avatar

Doesn't the Son of Grifter Paul have to give up his Senate seat to run for Preznit? I thought KY told him to hold the office he's got or run for another, but not both.

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artem1s's avatar

srsly, worst all star game lineup ever.

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artem1s's avatar

magic 8 ball is more reliable

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bobbert's avatar

Assumes facts not in evidence.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, good one.

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bobbert's avatar

You're old.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The RNC sent me another email about another poll - greatest Republican President in our nation's history.

I'm not making this up!

I was very happy to have the opportunity, for the first (and probably last) time in my life to vote for Warren G. Harding!

San Francisco's Palace Hotel has a very informative history brochure that lists the famous people who have stayed there. For some reason, his name didn't make their roster. Because he died there?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He's the webserver hosting the page.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is easy! I'll take the white one. (Meaning the space between the buttons)

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I gotta go with Bolton/West ... the temper tantrums would be amazing.

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Jared James's avatar

If there's anyone we can count on to make a real go of snatching defeat from the jaws of a downhill coast to victory, it'd be the DNC.

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Jared James's avatar

Because Libyatarians are the conservatives who still smoke weed, and therefore are not in any state of mind to realize that absolutely no one is with them?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I sure hope Rinsed Beenis wins, because I wrote him in.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The <em>only</em> defense against RINOhood is death.

-- Thad Cochran

(even then I'm sure you could find examples of its fallibility, I just don't want to think about it).

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