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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Won't our relations with the UK take a hit once he accuses the royal family of running the international drug trade?

artem1s's avatar

Doesn't the Son of Grifter Paul have to give up his Senate seat to run for Preznit? I thought KY told him to hold the office he's got or run for another, but not both.

artem1s's avatar

srsly, worst all star game lineup ever.

artem1s's avatar

magic 8 ball is more reliable

bobbert's avatar

Assumes facts not in evidence.

bobbert's avatar

You're old.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The RNC sent me another email about another poll - greatest Republican President in our nation's history.

I'm not making this up!

I was very happy to have the opportunity, for the first (and probably last) time in my life to vote for Warren G. Harding!

San Francisco's Palace Hotel has a very informative history brochure that lists the famous people who have stayed there. For some reason, his name didn't make their roster. Because he died there?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He's the webserver hosting the page.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is easy! I'll take the white one. (Meaning the space between the buttons)

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I gotta go with Bolton/West ... the temper tantrums would be amazing.

Jared James's avatar

If there's anyone we can count on to make a real go of snatching defeat from the jaws of a downhill coast to victory, it'd be the DNC.

Jared James's avatar

Because Libyatarians are the conservatives who still smoke weed, and therefore are not in any state of mind to realize that absolutely no one is with them?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I sure hope Rinsed Beenis wins, because I wrote him in.

SullivanSt's avatar

The <em>only</em> defense against RINOhood is death.

-- Thad Cochran

(even then I'm sure you could find examples of its fallibility, I just don't want to think about it).