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She's a five-year-old. Five-year-olds lie all the fucking time.

Of course, we don't usually call it "lying". We call it "being five years old", and we try to explain shit to them so they understand things better.

Or, apparently, some of us don't.

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water pistol boarding?

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So much for that whole "bearing false witness" stuff.

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and at the bottom it says

verified by snopes- so you know it's 1000% true

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Parents who TELL their little bundles of joy to lie are doing it worse.

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I'm surprised this story didn't end w/ the requisite Satanic Orgy and Child Sacrifice.

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Posting kids' pics under the hashtag #FAIL is also hideous.

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Oh yes. Yes it is indeed.

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The advantage to anonymous, probably-made-up teachers is you can fire them at a moment's notice without actually reducing staffing at your school or filing any time-consuming paperwork.

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That happens in Act IV, after the mandatory evolution and abortion classes, and before the triumphal denouement.

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Off to the FEMA camps with her!!!! It <i>isn't</i> good to pray, it's fucking stupid

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Show us where on the Constitution the bad people touched you. Allegedly.

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Typical wingnut urban legend in the making. "Someone" did "something" straight out of a wingnut masturbatory persecution complex fantasy "somewhere".

Never enough <i>facts</i> to pin any story down, just enough innuendo for your barely literate relatives to send a deluge of outraged emails in ALL CAPS to everyone on their mailing list.

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Father first, as in: Daddy's gotta clothe and feed you, honey. Now repeat the story again, only this time more convincingwise.

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Isn't that the one that touches back?

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Fox Nation will probably throw this girl a pizza party :(

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