Why Won't The Navy Let This Former Chaplain Explain: Evil Spirits From Homos Make Animals Gay

Why did the Navy can this dude, er, Gordon J. Klingenschmitt, just for praying in Jesus's name?  (Oh right, because it didn't.) But that has not stopped Gordon J. Klingenschmitt from having some opinions on the persecution of Christians by the government because Barack Nobama "blame[d] Jesus Christ" for his endorsement of homosexual marriage by invoking the Golden Rule, and also that animals are homosexual because evil spirits escaped from gays and possessed them, like when Jesus cast an evil spirit into some pigs. Hello, it is called science, why don't you look it up! RawStory has the raw story on dude just laying down the cold homo FACTS. Marketing, recruiting, homosexual agendas (don't forget the free toaster!), for starters, turn people who were born straight into icky queers. This is when you perform gay and lesbian exorcisms, obviously. Except that then the gay goes into the animals, and that is why 4000 species do gay stuff to each other.

The David Pakman Show is a hero for bringing us this wonderful explanation that will answer all your questions, now and forever, we are sure!

[ RawStory ]