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Mormon Jeebus?

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Oh, those blacks again with their civil rights this and their discrimination that... <a href="http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/nation\/nationnow\/la-na-nn-naacp-gay-marriage-20120519,0,2217856.story" target="_blank"> NAACP endorses same-sex marriage</a>

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If someone makes him a "persuasive argument" through the glory hole.

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The black churches are getting their marching orders from the White House~!

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Is that a boat in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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I find that love seats can be quite nice.

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When in college I worked at an agricultural research station for the University of Florida. We had a satellite at a place called Mount Dora. Our researcher's assistant (a refugee from Czechoslovakia - English was not her first language) said we had to go to Mount Dora for some experiment. My buddy asked, "so, we're going to Mount Dora? How does she feel about it?" The assistant didn't understand and didn't ask for clarification, but we laughed about it all day. She must have thought we were idiots.

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Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...

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♫Tap three times, on the toilet for a blow job... ♫Twice on the pipes, for some love in the stall ♫Oh my pastor!

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long, BLACK and hard. Dude obviously wants to make it with Barry.

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It's also known as Yahoo comments.

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Jingleheimer LIBEL!!!!

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You mean there really is no free toaster?

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argh.

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Hmm, I sense a figure-ground problem here.

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I thought that was pretty restrained.

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