Here's a surprise! Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott was pretty happy to embrace Ted Nugent at a campaign appearance the other day, but now it's almost as if he would rather poop in his own pants than talk to these CNN liberal media jerks about what a swell guy Ted Nugent is. What could have changed? It's not like it's really a secret that Ted says incredibly racist stuff, even though
Nah, they'll just reassign him to the Justin Bieber/Lindsay Lohan/"fallen Celebrity of the week" beat. That way he'll quit and they won't have to pay unemployment.
This is the guy who spends 1/2 of his time pandering to the fundamentalist xtians and the other to the rednecks who he is trying to convince he has their best interest in mind. Platform? Nothing relevant to governing the state - boring economic stuff, etc., but lots of guns, abortion, kick out the immigrants and arm the border, gay marriage, welfare queens - all the stuff that winds the wingnuts into a frenzy.
See? Santorum was right. You start letting men marry men and women marry women, and pretty soon you'll have gunfondlers marrying their guns like Jesus intended. Wait. What?
Unfortunately Adam Lanza is not around to make Wendy Davis comment on the Second Amendment. The Nuge will just have to do.
I ended up disabling my Java, Quicktime, and Flash plug-ins. Not sure if mama gets bucks that way but my browser sure is faster.
They've actually combined the First and Second Amendments, in that they love shooting off their mouths (and guns also too!)
He's quite a bit under par as well.
I assume "flip-flop" is Teddy's pet name for the shit he filled his pants with in front of his Draft Board?
Seems to be. Depressing.
The key is to be sure that you are only having sex with an an AR-15 of the opposite gender.
Oh, this is that guy? He's my FAVORITE.
You are the heroes who are gonna turn that state back to Blue. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of our lives.
Nah, they'll just reassign him to the Justin Bieber/Lindsay Lohan/"fallen Celebrity of the week" beat. That way he'll quit and they won't have to pay unemployment.
<i>&quot;Ted Nugent was a way to expose Wendy Davis for her flip-flopping&quot;</i>
Then we&#039;ll definitely be seeing Nugent side-by-side with Abbot throughout the campaign.
Dear Ted,
I&#039;m sorry...sorry that you&#039;re such a waste of space. Oh and BTW, your music sucks!
Peace! Wendy Davis
This is the guy who spends 1/2 of his time pandering to the fundamentalist xtians and the other to the rednecks who he is trying to convince he has their best interest in mind. Platform? Nothing relevant to governing the state - boring economic stuff, etc., but lots of guns, abortion, kick out the immigrants and arm the border, gay marriage, welfare queens - all the stuff that winds the wingnuts into a frenzy.
There&#039;s no problem more guns won&#039;t solve. Or voting restrictions. Or government in a va-jay-jay. Yep ... those solve everything.
See? Santorum was right. You start letting men marry men and women marry women, and pretty soon you&#039;ll have gunfondlers marrying their guns like Jesus intended. Wait. What?
But most men give their guns female names, so it kinda balances out.