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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that wasn't hemorrhoid surgery, it was reconstructive surgery post Satan baby birthing...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

creepin' backdoor caliphate- I caught that from a trip to Tijuana back in the day. It's stubbornly resistant to penicillin...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suppose the doctors got his head and ass mixed up; it is an understandable mistake.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Today is a good day to be Al Gore... for once.

PubOption's avatar

But Beck could pay in gold, why would Gore sell for fiat currency?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/report-al-jazeera-set-to-take-over-al-gores-current-tv\/" target="_blank">The Blaze coverage </a> could have been much better if they had juxtaposed the black al-qaeda flag with the Gore picture. Or photoshopped it in over the Current TV logo.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe AlGore simply didn't want to get paid in Goldline coins

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Macys parade float gigantic...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but that's different... errrr Benghazi!!1!1!!

diogenez's avatar

Doesn't Beck pay with fool's gold?

SullivanSt's avatar

Can't have non-whites owning networks.

HAH!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

there's a reason Penn never lets Teller talk...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yes, Fox hates American values. They hate facts and math and fairness and balance and a pretty large number of black people.

SullivanSt's avatar

Funny how the staunchest defenders of property rights are quite happy to whine like babies whenever other people exercise their property rights in a way which does not suit the WATBs.

Oh wait, no, not funny, predictable and tedious, things that are not at all conducive to laughter.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the network that Osama bin Laden went to every time he wanted to get a message out</i>

You mean the Osama bin Laden that Bamz brought down because the big, bellicose wingnutz completely dropped the ball and just gave up? Do you mean THAT Osama bin Laden?