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that wasn't hemorrhoid surgery, it was reconstructive surgery post Satan baby birthing...

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creepin' backdoor caliphate- I caught that from a trip to Tijuana back in the day. It's stubbornly resistant to penicillin...

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Wanna see a trick?

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I suppose the doctors got his head and ass mixed up; it is an understandable mistake.

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Today is a good day to be Al Gore... for once.

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But Beck could pay in gold, why would Gore sell for fiat currency?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/report-al-jazeera-set-to-take-over-al-gores-current-tv\/" target="_blank">The Blaze coverage </a> could have been much better if they had juxtaposed the black al-qaeda flag with the Gore picture. Or photoshopped it in over the Current TV logo.

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maybe AlGore simply didn't want to get paid in Goldline coins

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Macys parade float gigantic...

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but that's different... errrr Benghazi!!1!1!!

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Doesn't Beck pay with fool's gold?

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Can't have non-whites owning networks.

HAH!

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there's a reason Penn never lets Teller talk...

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Yes, Fox hates American values. They hate facts and math and fairness and balance and a pretty large number of black people.

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Funny how the staunchest defenders of property rights are quite happy to whine like babies whenever other people exercise their property rights in a way which does not suit the WATBs.

Oh wait, no, not funny, predictable and tedious, things that are not at all conducive to laughter.

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<i>the network that Osama bin Laden went to every time he wanted to get a message out</i>

You mean the Osama bin Laden that Bamz brought down because the big, bellicose wingnutz completely dropped the ball and just gave up? Do you mean THAT Osama bin Laden?

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