Hola dudes, sorry we haven't rapped at you lately, or uploaded all our pictures of your beautiful faces in Chicago, and Madison, and Minneapolis, and whatnot. We will get on that right away sort of! Are we going to throw a party in Des Moines, Iowa, for you tonight? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Goddamn are we tired. But we will be eating hamburgers and beer at
Try to take in a movie while you're there. I understand that Corn Cousins: The Shucking is quite good.
Of course Chicago is real, do you think anyone would dream up a tragedy as sad as the Cubs?
That's not gravy...
OT Maureen Dowd still sucks
That is all...