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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You mean the MASS device from the GI Joe series? I wouldn't worry, Cobra Commander always found a way to screw things up to save a buck.

fuflans's avatar

sadly for the dprk, maggie thatcher died, iran had two earthquakes and now the boston marathon got bombed.

i've actually been thinking about this for the past week - and laughing in a gallows humor sort of way.

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This is Kim’s annual nuclear tantrum, not unlike Groundhog Day, where the North Korean dictator sticks his head out of his hermit kingdom and ensures that he will receive 6 more years of UN sanctions.

fify

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The thought of those two in a face-to-face meeting is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.

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The horrid lines they were given to recite made sure that things never warmed up.

malsperanza's avatar

Quick, someone please let the North Koreans know that GW Bush, the wise fellow who cancelled the Agreed Framework, lives near <i>Dallas</i>, not Austin.

PubOption's avatar

Kim Jong Un is pissed because another Kim (Kardashian) was getting much more coverage in the US press than he was.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dick Cheney said we're "in deep doo doo" with NK. Cheney is always wrong so I'm not worried anymore.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...after the tragedy in Boston,NECON''s are having wet dreams about turning North Korea into a radioactive salt flat. It might be in their best interest to shut the fukk up and try to blend into the background!