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You mean the MASS device from the GI Joe series? I wouldn't worry, Cobra Commander always found a way to screw things up to save a buck.

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Rare earths.

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sadly for the dprk, maggie thatcher died, iran had two earthquakes and now the boston marathon got bombed.

i've actually been thinking about this for the past week - and laughing in a gallows humor sort of way.

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This is Kim’s annual nuclear tantrum, not unlike Groundhog Day, where the North Korean dictator sticks his head out of his hermit kingdom and ensures that he will receive 6 more years of UN sanctions.

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The thought of those two in a face-to-face meeting is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.

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The horrid lines they were given to recite made sure that things never warmed up.

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Fortunately, we have a prez who doesn't need to compensate.

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Quick, someone please let the North Koreans know that GW Bush, the wise fellow who cancelled the Agreed Framework, lives near <i>Dallas</i>, not Austin.

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Kim Jong Un is pissed because another Kim (Kardashian) was getting much more coverage in the US press than he was.

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Dick Cheney said we're "in deep doo doo" with NK. Cheney is always wrong so I'm not worried anymore.

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...after the tragedy in Boston,NECON''s are having wet dreams about turning North Korea into a radioactive salt flat. It might be in their best interest to shut the fukk up and try to blend into the background!

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