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Martini Glambassador's avatar

What the halibut is going on in your head gif? Click for details (and the source info): https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/fish-to-the-face

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

At least he didn’t flounder.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!

Move y'self to go again

Cold mackerel in the face

Brings you back to this awful place

—The Magnificent Salmon

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

😆

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Emil Muz's avatar

All I said was that halibut was good enough for Jehovah himself.

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Menotsure's avatar

A hardy reporter name Sven

While calling a storm report in

Felt a huge smackeral

From a large airborne mackerel

Ans found himself out for a swim.

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randomnessliz's avatar

The life jacket activating is the cherry on top!

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Menotsure's avatar

I feel a trifle naughty agreeing.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Hahaha!😆

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Menotsure's avatar

Doggeral?

No, fisheral.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

That was hilariously funny! 🤣

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I was not expecting the fish

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I always felt sorry for those reporters that had to sit out in terrible weather for the camera. The wind-borne fish did make me smirk though. I'm sure Monty Python approves.

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The Wanderer's avatar

The Fish Slapping Dance!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That is just delightfully Python-esque!

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Sko Hayes's avatar

No one puts up with more crap than weather people!

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DeVoid's avatar

I like this whole fish schtick.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

LOL!

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Ta, Martini! That was hilarious.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

His scream/laugh! That water must have been cold.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Normally, I would not laugh at someone getting knocked over, but that was hilarious and your feed is stellar!

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NatalyaResists's avatar

The whole thing was a great way to start the day!

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Babe Paley's avatar

I love it, Martini--thank you! That crawl!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"You guys aren’t gonna believe this, but if your house is dusty, they say you should vacuum it."

Pfffffttttt- next you'll be telling us to "wear pants"....

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Hello Marion's avatar

One of the perks of living in Tucson (tacos, hiking, being immeasurably better than Phoenix) is that there is absolutely no point in dusting, since in ten minutes that shelf will be exactly as dusty as it was before you took a rag to it.

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VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

I have been a fan of sprouted grains since first homebrewing in 1993, but it really dates to those hard frozen malt things at Busch Stadium in the 1960s. That, or the malt balls in the bidge mix at Sears candy counter.

So, I grabbed a bag of sprouted oats at Costco yesterday, and made a serving on the stovetop, with my current favorite spurtle. I have bought (and made) sprouted wheat flour before, and read enough of Peter Reinhart's book to be a member of the sprouted grain borg, but hadn't heard of sprouted oats before yesterday's walk through big box land.

Never had such good oatmeal, wow!

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LP's avatar

Real Simple also says you should disassemble your vacuum cleaner and deep clean it?! Even my Mom, who was an excellent cleaner, never did that. I clean the attachments but this seems pretty extreme, or am I totally gross?

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fuflans's avatar

mine never last long enough to need that level of cleaning.

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LP's avatar

I snagged a very nice Miele on clearance years ago. But honestly, I prefer sweeping to vacuuming. It's quiet and actually kind of meditative for me.

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fuflans's avatar

that's actually how i feel about vacuuming (i vacuum A LOT). very meditative (but i hear you about the noise).

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rlcornelius's avatar

I wish I could feel that way about vacuuming. Then maybe I would like doing it, or at least not mind it. But vacuuming makes my back hurt, maybe from all the leaning over and picking up the cord or a lego that was missed when picking up toys or similar, and then there's the maneuvering around the cord, furniture, etc. And most of all, I find it really boring. So how does one go about finding it meditative?

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GiggleSnort's avatar

There's an interesting article over at DKos pointing out that being deep in debt, or having a bunch of pledged assets like Trump has in the E. Jean Carroll case, makes Trump a big security risk (https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/19/2230363/-Sean-Casten-Trump-isn-t-just-broke-he-s-a-yuuuuge-security-risk). If Trump were a regular citizen trying to get a high-level security clearance, that would be a major red flag all by itself, leaving aside all the other reasons Trump is a risk, like Russian money sloshing into his businesses and being pretty openly Putin's bitch.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Or storing the nation's most sensitive secrets in a public bathroom at his golf motel.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

We have a curious dust phenomenon in our apartment, which can get quite dusty because we leave the windows open a lot and many of those are on the common courtyard which, thanks to our dopey landlord, got transformed from a parallel set of walkways bordered by low spreading plants into a concrete dust bowl with patches of Astroturf.

But that's not the curious phenomenon. What's curious is a large tumbleweed I found along a one lane road in the glorious California hinterlands nestled between the coast and Interstate 5. It's been hanging by a string from our bedroom ceiling now for years, and turns with the slightest breeze. But in all these years, it has never gathered a speck of dust, nor have we found any trace of a spider web or incursion by any insect. It's like it has some magical repellant quality. Though at the same time, up close, it has a very faint but pleasant sandalwood-like fragrance.

Some scientist ought to look into this.

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Seek's avatar

It’s a Russian Thistle so the dust repellant is bred into it so that the microscopic microphones and cameras aren't blocked by dust.

C’mon that’s just science.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Your Wonkette Movie Night reminder. This Saturday we are watching 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬!

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-march-23-mars?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"AAAaaaaack- Aaackkk"

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Wondering Woman's avatar

I can’t even count the ways that Texas is MESSED UP, with the exception of BBQ and certain stellar folks born there, like Kasey Musgraves. My goal is to not set foot in the state until its head is out of its collective ass and they achieve some measure of sanity. And WTF, Sam Alito?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

If I may quote Vileaxxe,

"That Lone Star is Texas' Yelp Review!"

That is all...

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tegrat's avatar

My wife is brilliant at working the credit card companies. I swear she fleeces them for two or three grand every year by making a large purchase (her tax prep software, she is an EA) and then collecting the points or whatever and converting that to cash somehow and then dumping the card. They fall for it every time.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Nice thing!

"New York State Department of Health Issues Standing Order to Make Oral Hormonal Pill, Hormonal Vaginal Ring and Hormonal Contraceptive Patch Available Without Prescription

Participating Pharmacists Will be Permitted to Dispense up to 12 Month Supply of Contraception"

You also don't need to be a New Yorker, anyone can come here and buy it OTC. Also requires it be covered by insurance.

https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-hochul-announces-new-york-pharmacists-can-now-provide-hormonal-contraception-without

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Regarding the oral hormonal pill, would it be correct to assume that is progesterone only as opposed to combined estrogen and progesterone?

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ziggywiggy's avatar

I don't know. But you can find the info here I am assuming: https://health.ny.gov/community/reproductive_health/docs/hormonal_contraceptives_so.pdf

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Thanks for that. It looks like it does include the combined pill. Which is good because it is a better option for young women who may not take their pills "perfectly". Although cell phones with built in daily reminders have helped!

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ziggywiggy's avatar

It's not a product I've ever needed so don't know much beyond people need access like this. Thanks for the added insight.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Re: the tab concerning the new rule by the judicial conference to randomly assign cases seeking declaratory judgments or injunctions against the federal government to any judge within the district, rather than allowing plaintiffs to file in specific single-judge divisions. Your 2Cats law ‘splained it for you when the new rule was announced, and called it a Legal Nice Times. The fact that Mitch McConnell and others have since come out against the new rule just proves me right. 😁

https://substack.com/@2cats2furious/note/c-51543094?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knok4

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fuflans's avatar

according to strict scrutiny ladies, so has half the fifth circuit.

obv.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I have to assume the Nebraska State Senator has committed rape at one time in his life, or at the very least, wishes to do so in the future. I assume that from his behavior.

I've been using the phrase (I stole), "Abbott's abattoir) at every appropriate occasion.

My house is dusty because I am frequently unable to dust, and since my daughter has been hospitalized, I have no one to vacuum. It's not as easy as it used to be, to find household "help."

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

The little robo vacuums do a half decent job.

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Marla's avatar

If you have animals, robo vacs are not a good thing. Imagine cat barf in the middle of the night (which happens) and the robo vac tracking it all over your house in its quest to clean the floors.

Not that I have personal experience with such things...

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

That would be bad. Mine just runs when I tell it to. Good thing!

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I tried one once, but I have so much stuff on my floors - books, stuffed animals (it's a collection, not an obsession) etc., that it kept getting confused, and never went back to its "house." That was about 7 years ago; maybe they've gotten smarter?

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Doubtful! 😂

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Well, this is fun. Power outage for no discernible reason in the neighborhood. Called the company responsible for repairs, and they are “diligently” working to resolve it, with no estimated time for the power to return. Using my phone as a mobile hot spot.

It’s neither extremely cold nor extremely hot, and no high winds or storms. Thanks, Texas power grid!

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Cars have been known to damage power structure in my area when they leave their designated lanes of blacktop......

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TQ White II's avatar

I am so pissed about points credit cards. Due to PTSD over the consequences of credit abuse in my youth, I cannot have credit cards. Nonetheless, I end up paying prices that are inflated to accommodate what is essentially a tax to subsidize your goddam points, rebates, etc. It is infuriating and should be illegal. The governments insistence on helping corporations screw us is so bad.

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LP's avatar

The store where I work has its own "points" credit card. We are pushed HARD to open credit cards and it impacts our yearly reviews (including raises, which are pitiful anyway). My review is coming up so I'll be asked *again* why I missed the target number (it's a crazy number that nobody makes, yet they refuse to change it). They can push me all they want, I'm a good employee but I refuse to hawk their stupid card.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Visa, MC, Discovery etc. etc. are leeches of the lowest order. IMHO. In 50 years they have exploded, employing bazillions of bankers in ivory towers who laugh at the rubes paying them to buy things they cannot afford.

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