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The debate in Wichita is proof that fluoride makes you smart.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Fluoride, please. Flouride is for loosers.

If you see your dentist daily, that just might work. It's interesting to note, however, that even with fluoride in just about every toothpaste on the shelves, people's teeth continue to rot in towns without a fluoridated water supply. You want fluoride in the system, where it can get incorporated into kids' teeth as they form.

Some lucky cities have fluoride in the water naturally, without benefit of commie plots to enslave the population. The fact that they get along just fine, without dropping like poisoned flies, is, well, a mere fact. And we know how much weight mere facts carry among the nutters.

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A "byproduct of industrial waste"?

Yeah, well so is chloride. I'd like to see them try to get by without that.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

But <a href="http:\/\/www.conservapedia.com\/My_Little_Pony" target="_blank">they're evil! </a>

Doc, when you're done with the Xtian world "history" book, you can just pick any page at random here -- there's more material than you could lampoon in a lifetime.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If you blink your eyes rapidly while looking at the ponies it's almost the same thing.

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PubOption's avatar

Has Wichita Falls already fallen for fluoridation?

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MissusBarry's avatar

I do miss the blingees.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>For instance, there is the worry that fluoride is a byproduct of industrial waste!</i>

So given this gem of logic, all places that floridate their water, like California, are now barren windswept deserts with populations that died off years ago.

Oh, wait.....

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schmannity's avatar

How did Kathleen Sebelius ever get elected in Kansas?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Wow. Even in the south, Flouride was added to the water. What's up with Kansas?

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