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Meta Brandon's avatar

Oh, snap! Love the headline…

So, I guess this lesbian, and her immediate family, will be exempt from all of the rules imposed on other gays and immigrants by her fascist party, am I right??

Rad's avatar

Thank you Elon and SCROTUS for showing the world that money can buy you recognition for your open and unapologetic bigotry.

Ina Jekeli's avatar

"Werden Sie zahlender Abonnent von Wonkette!"

German know-it-all here: while this is a perfectly correct German sentence, it only addresses males, so the language is not really inclusive. Obviously, the AfD, just like maga, wants to do away with all that namby-pamby woke inclusive pronoun bullshit, but you're Wonkette, so do better!

PS: Actually doing better would be quite a pain in the ass with no clear recipe for succes. You could take the long route (werden Sie zahlender Abonnent oder zahlende Abonnentin von Wonkette), or try your hand at any number of unsightly as well as unruly shortcuts (werden Sie zahlendeR AbonnentIn von Wonkette, alternatively zahlende*r Abonnent*in etc), that are all equally unpronouncable in spoken language. Anyway, life is hard, suck it up!

Hobbes's avatar

Does anyone know if it's possible to get a gift link to the Naomi Klein article in FT?

lordpnut's avatar

I just returned from having an MRI, and it was the most relaxing thing I've experienced in a long time. Who knew?

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

I felt the same when I had them. Both times.

Werewolf's avatar

Alice Weidel should take careful note of what happened to Ernst Röhm when he was no longer useful to the NSDAP.

SethTriggs's avatar

They all think they're the World's Smartest Gnat who'll totally defeat that bug zapper.

lordpnut's avatar

Indeed. They're special. Grubby reality doesn't apply to them.

DemoCat's avatar

And the actually kind and open-minded people of Berlin are thinking, “great, didn’t we do this once before? Like 90 years ago? Can’t we just have nice things without hatred and bigotry?”

Michael Grant's avatar

One thing I will give these neo-Nazi parties credit for is knowing their base. Disaffected, but mostly horny males. Notice how they pick beautiful aryanesque women as their leaders. Mari LePen, Giorgia Meloni, now Alice Weidel. The Netherlands made the mistake and went with Geert Wilder and had less success.

REMEMBER: Everyone is 12.

Thixotropickle's avatar

"I'm bored! Guess I'll vote fascist!"

JFC what the FÜÜK is wrong with you?!?!

SkeptiKC's avatar

There are too many days as of late when I'm unequivocally inclined to give the volk en whine something to actually cry about. I'm sick to damned death of the dry-eyed melodrama and petty indignation bemoaning perpetual persecution.

James's avatar

I would be thrilled to put all of these Faschistische Spermaflecken on one of Elon’s rocket ships and send them Into the Black. Stay shiny Faschistische Spermaflecken!

Goonemeritus's avatar

So you are saying she is more a Seneca Falls lesbian than an Ithaca lesbian?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“ write cruel fan fiction about her going on double dates with Mrs. and Mrs. Bari Weiss.”

What’s AfD’s position on Israel? If they’re not in favor of blind support of Israel’s war crimes, it’ll make for an awkward dinner conversation with ultra-Zionist Bari.

goCatgo's avatar

It's 101℉ here right now. Says it feels like 108℉, but I'm not going outside to check. Sunday supposed to get down to 86℉. But they lie a lot.

beebo jr's avatar

and if you did go outside, how would you know?

josephebacon's avatar

92 Hot & Humid here in Los Angeles...😣