Time for a dispatch from the ever-changing, goalposts-moving definition of the phrase "religious freedom." All these whiny bitchy wingnuts have been protesting that they DO NOT EITHER hate the gays, but it violates their Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs™ to do things like "participate in" gay weddings, by
Christians have invented a new kind of martyrdom now that doesn't actually involve them suffering any hardship. This is martyrdom for the 21st century.
DJs are assholes for discriminating, and the woman is an asshole for not reading their list and moving on. Running to the Internet only gives the asshole DJs more business, which judging by their website, hasn't been doing well. Giving these stupid fucks free publicity does not help get rid of people like them.
Any version of "Mack the Knife" is awesome and timeless, dammit.
But anyway, I'm amused that these good Christians won't tolerate swearing or sexual content or playing for the gays, but they'll happily include a murder ballad on their playlist.
I was working in a record store around the time that VooDoo-U came out. Once NOFX's Heavy Petting Zoo came out, we had two albums that we had to keep behind the counter.
I have a feeling both of those album covers would made this fella tingly in his sin bits.
Have you ever seen Neo-Nazis with their tight t-shirts and leather pants? Their rallies are like if Nuremburg had been on Fire Island.
I bet some of them do. I would.
Except for the Jahovah's Witnesses. They're apparently straight as an arrow (who knew?)
Fascinated, but no longer surprised.
Christians have invented a new kind of martyrdom now that doesn't actually involve them suffering any hardship. This is martyrdom for the 21st century.
Same difference. There will be wine in the church basement after mass.
I hope a judge orders these would-be Puritans to perform at a Lords of Acid tribute concert.
Oooh, do we get to talk about the Catholics behind their back too?!
Hmm, I always thought the gays were more akin the Khmer Rougue.
DJs are assholes for discriminating, and the woman is an asshole for not reading their list and moving on. Running to the Internet only gives the asshole DJs more business, which judging by their website, hasn't been doing well. Giving these stupid fucks free publicity does not help get rid of people like them.
In the Mood FOR WHAT???!?!?!!!?!!!?1?!1
worse yet, he used up all the caps and exclamation points.
Any version of "Mack the Knife" is awesome and timeless, dammit.
But anyway, I'm amused that these good Christians won't tolerate swearing or sexual content or playing for the gays, but they'll happily include a murder ballad on their playlist.
No robes above the knee.
I was working in a record store around the time that VooDoo-U came out. Once NOFX's Heavy Petting Zoo came out, we had two albums that we had to keep behind the counter.
I have a feeling both of those album covers would made this fella tingly in his sin bits.
NSFW warning, I suppose
The KKK has “dances?”
Well technically they're called lynchings.