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Maybe students should spend each semester at a different college, like Grisly Mama.

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What you said.

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It is all sportball to me.

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Just who does the GNoP have to put up to run against Mr. Obama? Talk about a weak bench!

The TeaBaggers and the moderate Republicans are going to be at each others' throats for the next two years. They'll be far too busy haggling with each other to have time to take on our first-rate President.

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A new heart? All this time I thought Dick Cheney lived on the blood of unicorns.

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Let me know when the old bastard Dick Cheney dies. I've been waiting for years to piss on his grave.

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if ur tinkin kriticle, ur doin it rong

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I think Dick Cheney is an ancient Aztec god and all the hearts were for him.

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Nothing worse than having half the family reading Foreign Affairs and the other half reading only the sports section. Every try to talk to someone about sportball because every mention of a political story elicits a "I don't have time to think about that" but they want to talk you ear off about sportball's current rule changes.

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You mean a grow closet?

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Start buying food she does not like, replace everything in the house with overly sentimental pictures of her. She will get the hint eventually.

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Maybe Satan is afraid he will be gunning for his job?

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The adjunct thing is ridiculous, we had to teach our professor remedial linear algebra in an OOP class last semester.

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The company I work part time at will not even look at an MBA without an engineering or sciences degree any more. We got one with an Archeology BA or something that wanted to color code our fucking cubicles, "enliven our space" with live jazz music and take down our Linux posters.

He was walking with a box of his stuff out the door within 3 months.

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A bachelors in Engineering or the Sciences is still a damn fine degree to have, anything else is becoming pretty much a joke. I confused a philosophy major the other day about Hegel and Kant on purpose and he went on talking non-stop with the bogus information, making ever less sense as he babbled on and on.

Are philosophy majors like Law school rejects or something?

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Apparently Asimov's laws do not apply to half breeds.

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